You Better Have The Meat, Baby

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Monday, 3 April 2023

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I Got The Meat Right Here, Clara!

With Stormy Daniels’ impending victory over the Evil Orange (sounds like a new Marvel movie! Or at least a comic book with a limited run) … other porn stars are getting off their backs and standing up to fight other assholes in their industry and others.

Sally Suck Me has stated: “We are the women who are despised by other women … but we shall stand untied against all men! Well, not the ones we work with and who pay us … but the other assholes! You wanna fuck with a porn star, you better have the meat, baby!”

Not since Clara Peller asked, “Where’s the Beef?” has a meat reference gaining such momentum!

“You Better Have The Meat, Baby!” will be the hot new slogan for the summer of 2024. You’re welcome. Give me credit. Or Clara.

This story was gonna be different, but what the hell, if you don’t like it and you wanna fuck with Ana …

Guess what you better have, baby?

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