New Anti-Drag Law: Police in Tennessee Nearly Arrest Woman for Impersonating a Woman

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 28 February 2023

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Don't you Drag Queens have Drag Schools?

Tennessee has a new Anti Drag Queen law - being signed by a Governor who dressed in Drag when young.

Police in East Nutbush a suburb of Nashville - recently started to arrest a 'Woman' for violating the new Law of Imitating a Woman in Public and endangering Public Morals.

Seeing a Drag Queen in Public could cause young Boys to faint and cause life - time mental illness problems.

The 'Lady', overweight and in her 50's protested against the Cops stopping her.

"I am a Woman" - she said plaintively.

"I am sorry Missus you don't look lie a woman - you have a slight moustache and talk in a deep voice.

“We can't be too careful these days with Gay Drag Queens out in public restaurants - with their immoral behavior of Fake Singing.

“The even think they are Citizens with Rights.

"By the way your makeup and dress are awful.

“Don't you Drag Queens have Drag Schools?"

Just then a young woman stopped by and said, "What's going on? This is my Mother."

The Officer said, “Just enforcing that new Republican law to protect us all from the moral horrors of the Gay drag queens. Sorry to have bother you Ma'am."

And off they went shaking their heads.

"I could have sworn she was One," was the last words heard.

(Report written by gay Drag Journalist Fifi Larue - going undercover in a business suit to get this story)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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