Ru Paul Had Enough Drag Guys for a Semi-Pro Football Team

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 31 January 2023

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The balls start flying when kicking in these babies. (On the pitch and in his pants!)

RU Paul got all his ex - Drag contestants together and is starting a Charity football team - the Hollywood Rhinestones.

A lot of these guys played 'Ball' in high school - so are familiar with the game.

I saw them play a local team in Palo Alto and they did pretty good.

The Rhinestone helmets partially blind the opposing players (A plus) - and they have stiletto cleats so can really accelerate.

The ball carriers really enrage the opposing team when zooming by and saying - "Bye - Bye Girlfriend'.

These Girls can run.

They were surprisingly tough to beat - were very Competitive and almost won.

(But One of them dropped a lipstick and missed a ball being thrown to her. )

These aren't limp wristed Ladies - they had to walk over a lot of Competitor bodies to end upon Ru Paul's Runway.

It's a Girl Eat Girl World.

(Lance Bottomly Hollywood journalist)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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