Kayne is a Kunt

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Monday, 10 October 2022

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How Dumb is this "Genius"?

Kayne West will say anything to get attention.

From being Trump’s buddy to saying he was going to run for president, saying slavery was a choice, saying he was a genius, and wearing “White Lives Matter”, to now saying black people are actually jews and that he wanted to go “Defcon 3” on Jewish people … wha?

So the lesson to learn here is: if you want to become famous in America, be a prick. Look how many American pricks there are everyday trending on Twitter or making the news. It doesn’t matter if some of them go to jail – that just makes them more famous, or infamous.

Assholes rule the world. Prove me wrong. There will always be more assholes than non-assholes running and ruining this planet. Nice guys finish last or not at all. Trump was the King of Assholes, and look at many millions voted for him and still would in a second.

Anyone Kayne West calls friend must also be suspected as an asshole. A Kardashian? How dumb can they be? Date a Kayne, and you is fucking stupid, girlfriend.

How to cure such a disease? Ignore him. Do not buy his products. Poverty silences all. The rich count on it.

So by saying “Kayne is a Kunt” can I be super asshole famous too? Where’s my wraparound sunglasses and vacant bovine-esque look in my eyes? Maybe Kayne will soon say he’s the new Jesus and then start his own religion – to make more money of course.

Oh shit, I think I may have given him a new idea. Then again, I can’t see him being able to read very well. Do your lips move as you read, Kunt?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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