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Funny story: Trump Loves All the Pretty Horses

Trump Loves All the Pretty Horses

Donald Trump has called Stormy Daniels a horseface, and that he never had sex with her, and that he has sex with the greatest and she wasn’t one of them and he said he’s hung like a horse and you can ride him like a horse since he has such great endu…

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Funny story: An Amarillo Bronc-Busting Cowgirl Rides a Bronc That No Cowboy Has Been Able To Ride

An Amarillo Bronc-Busting Cowgirl Rides a Bronc That No Cowboy Has Been Able To Ride

SAN ANTONIO - (Sports Satire) - The Annual San Antonio Yippee-Ki-Yay Rodeo & Livestock Exhibit was recently held in The Alamodome. The event included all kinds of rodeo events including bull riding, calf roping, steer wrestling, and saddle bro…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Has Made An Excellent Recovery After Having Fallen Off Her Horse During a Fox Hunt

Queen Elizabeth Has Made An Excellent Recovery After Having Fallen Off Her Horse During a Fox Hunt

LONDON - (Satire News) - England's True Dat News Agency is reporting that her majesty, the queen, has made a fabulous recovery after having fallen off her horse during her monthly fox hunt near Windsor Castle. According to Queen Elizabeth's son, P…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Has Just Paid £1 Million For A Kentucky Thoroughbred Racehorse

Queen Elizabeth Has Just Paid £1 Million For A Kentucky Thoroughbred Racehorse

LONDON – (UK Satire) – Word coming out of Buckingham Palace is that her majesty Queen Elizbeth has just purchased a thoroughbred racehorse from Kentucky. The horse named "Princess iPad" is 2-years-old, and has won 4 of the 5 races she has entered.

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Funny story: Oklahoma Cowgirl’s Wedding Goes Horribly Wrong As She's Thrown Off Her Horse

Oklahoma Cowgirl’s Wedding Goes Horribly Wrong As She's Thrown Off Her Horse

BULL BALLS, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – Ever since she was a little girl growing up in the tiny town of Bull Balls, Trixie Jo Dazzledew, always dreamed of one day growing up and having her and her husband marry on top of their horses. Trixie finall…

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Funny story: Pennsylvania Police are Searching for a One-Horse Amish Buggy in an Alleged Hit-and-Run

Pennsylvania Police are Searching for a One-Horse Amish Buggy in an Alleged Hit-and-Run

BEAVER BELLY, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) - Police are investigating a reported incident involving a one-horse Amish buggy and a Kia Sorento. According to an eye-witness, the Kia Sorento cut in front of the one-horse buggy, and the Amish driver t…

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Funny story: New York’s "Tiz The Law" Wins The 152nd Running of The Belmont Stakes

New York’s "Tiz The Law" Wins The 152nd Running of The Belmont Stakes

ELMONT, New York – Jockey Manny Franco rode number 8, Tiz The Law, to victory at the Belmont Stakes before a crowd estimated to be about 103, including two hot dog vendors, three security guards, and a stand-up comedian. "TTL", as Anderson Cooper...

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Funny story: An Amazing Kentucky Racehorse Named Witch Hunt Has Won 10 of His First 10 Races

An Amazing Kentucky Racehorse Named Witch Hunt Has Won 10 of His First 10 Races

SONORA, Kentucky – The thoroughbred horse racing industry is amazed at a 2-year-old stallion that literally runs like the wind, as they say up in Chicago. The horse, named Witch Hunt, has entered ten races and has won each one. And won by an avera...

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Funny story: Lone Ranger Admits to Being More of an Introvert

Lone Ranger Admits to Being More of an Introvert

“I know I seem to always getting into the thick of things with outlaws and what-not,” said the Lone Ranger, “but at heart I’m really more of an introvert." The news came as a great surprise to the many who’d previously considered the legendary her...

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Funny story: Lady Godiva reappears in Miami nightclub on horse, bareback!

Lady Godiva reappears in Miami nightclub on horse, bareback!

Shocked nightclub visitors could not believe their eyes as a horse appeared in their midst carrying a thinly clad nymph, bareback! In fact, punters were so stoned, or canned, after downing buckets of champers and purple pills, they thought it was a h...

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Funny story: Mr. Ed To Be Exhumed And Lain In State In Capital Rotunda

Mr. Ed To Be Exhumed And Lain In State In Capital Rotunda

BILLINGSGATE POST: Around this date in 1979, Mr. Ed the talking horse died of mysterious causes. Mr. Ed's real name was Bamboo Harvester. He was a crossbred gelding of American Saddlebred, Arabian and grade ancestry. Different stories have been wr...

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Funny story: Trump, Putin Ride Horses Together

Trump, Putin Ride Horses Together

Moscow, Russia: Attempting to demonstrate his foreign policy skills, Donald Trump met yesterday with Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin in Moscow. The meeting began with several vodka shots until President Putin presented two horses to Mr.

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Funny story: Shetland Islands Vote to Secede from Scotland and Join Norway

Shetland Islands Vote to Secede from Scotland and Join Norway

Shetland MainlandTired of being "held down" by Scotland all these years, the Shetland Islands will vote on whether they will quit Scotland and join Norway. When Scotland had their vote about quitting England, it made us think about it. We sent a f...

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Funny story: New York Mayor Makes Political History by Offering Universal Pre-Kindergarten to Children and Retired Carriage Horses

New York Mayor Makes Political History by Offering Universal Pre-Kindergarten to Children and Retired Carriage Horses

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio recently made political history by announcing that free universal pre-kindergarten will now be available to all four-year-old children - and to retired New York City carriage horses of any age. Citing the cruel a...

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Funny story: NYC Carriage Horses Start A New Business

NYC Carriage Horses Start A New Business

The slogan? Buy beautiful blinders! The horses became entrepreneurs when Mayor Bill de Blasio indicated his dislike for the horse-and-carriage trade. Faced with losing their jobs, the NYC horses galloped onto another endeavor. After years of be...

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Funny story: Queen's horse denies swallowing morphine!

Queen's horse denies swallowing morphine!

After discovering huge amounts of morphine in the Queen's horse (one of many) the royal vet, Sir Humphrey Nag, a renowned horse whisperer, issued the following statement: "The Queen's horse, who shall remain anonymous, has confirmed the fact that...

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Funny story: Miami Woman Claims She Was Traumatized After Being Forced To Look Up A Horse's Ass

Miami Woman Claims She Was Traumatized After Being Forced To Look Up A Horse's Ass

Uranus, PA - A woman from Miami who was on her way with her husband to visit their son and his family, who live in Uranus, claims she was permanently traumatized by seeing the butts of two horses who were being pulled in a trailer in front of her. T...

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