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Lady Godiva reappears in Miami nightclub on horse, bareback!

Funny story: Lady Godiva reappears in Miami nightclub on horse, bareback!

Shocked nightclub visitors could not believe their eyes as a horse appeared in their midst carrying a thinly clad nymph, bareback! In fact, punters were so stoned, or canned, after downing buckets of champers and purple pills, they thought it was a h...

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Mr. Ed To Be Exhumed And Lain In State In Capital Rotunda

Funny story: Mr. Ed To Be Exhumed And Lain In State In Capital Rotunda

BILLINGSGATE POST: Around this date in 1979, Mr. Ed the talking horse died of mysterious causes. Mr. Ed's real name was Bamboo Harvester. He was a crossbred gelding of American Saddlebred, Arabian and grade ancestry. Different stories have been wr...

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Trump, Putin Ride Horses Together

Funny story: Trump, Putin Ride Horses Together

Moscow, Russia: Attempting to demonstrate his foreign policy skills, Donald Trump met yesterday with Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin in Moscow. The meeting began with several vodka shots until President Putin presented two horses to Mr.

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Shetland Islands Vote to Secede from Scotland and Join Norway

Funny story: Shetland Islands Vote to Secede from Scotland and Join Norway

Shetland MainlandTired of being "held down" by Scotland all these years, the Shetland Islands will vote on whether they will quit Scotland and join Norway. When Scotland had their vote about quitting England, it made us think about it. We sent a f...

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New York Mayor Makes Political History by Offering Universal Pre-Kindergarten to Children and Retired Carriage Horses

Funny story: New York Mayor Makes Political History by Offering Universal Pre-Kindergarten to Children and Retired Carriage Horses

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio recently made political history by announcing that free universal pre-kindergarten will now be available to all four-year-old children - and to retired New York City carriage horses of any age. Citing the cruel a...

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NYC Carriage Horses Start A New Business

Funny story: NYC Carriage Horses Start A New Business

The slogan? Buy beautiful blinders! The horses became entrepreneurs when Mayor Bill de Blasio indicated his dislike for the horse-and-carriage trade. Faced with losing their jobs, the NYC horses galloped onto another endeavor. After years of be...

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Queen's horse denies swallowing morphine!

Funny story: Queen's horse denies swallowing morphine!

After discovering huge amounts of morphine in the Queen's horse (one of many) the royal vet, Sir Humphrey Nag, a renowned horse whisperer, issued the following statement: "The Queen's horse, who shall remain anonymous, has confirmed the fact that...

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Miami Woman Claims She Was Traumatized After Being Forced To Look Up A Horse's Ass

Funny story: Miami Woman Claims She Was Traumatized After Being Forced To Look Up A Horse's Ass

Uranus, PA - A woman from Miami who was on her way with her husband to visit their son and his family, who live in Uranus, claims she was permanently traumatized by seeing the butts of two horses who were being pulled in a trailer in front of her. T...

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Why it's getting harder to back a winner

Funny story: Why it's getting harder to back a winner

Aintree ought to be buzzing with anticipation of todays Grand National, but instead there are disturbing claims that many of the entrants are hooked on recreational drugs. And we don't mean the jockeys, we mean the HORSES! Rumours of horses takin...

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An Amish Internet Site Reports It Receives About 17 Hits A Week

Funny story: An Amish Internet Site Reports It Receives About 17 Hits A Week

LANCASTER, Pennsylvania - There is an Amish Internet site that is run secretly by an Amish man in his early 20s. The young man obviously did not want his named revealed as this could cause him to be banished from the Amish community and branded a...

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Rush Limbaugh Admits That He Finds Ann Coulter Hot In A Strange Sort of Way

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Admits That He Finds Ann Coulter Hot In A Strange Sort of Way

HOLLYWOOD - Rush Limbaugh recently appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and he dropped a bombshell on the host. Limbaugh was talking about female GOPers when talk got around to Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter. Rush said that he cannot deny that...

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Gifted Student Can't Enter Gymnastics Because of Big Bulge in Front

Funny story: Gifted Student Can't Enter Gymnastics Because of Big Bulge in Front

Stuart Hawkins of Boonesborrough, Kentucky is a very talented 14-year old that is one of the country's greatest gymnast as a high school student but refuses to compete. Whenever anyone asks why, he just says that it's personal. However, our rep...

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"It's Over!" Bill de Blasio. Tired of Stepping in Horse Sh*t!

Funny story: "It's Over!" Bill de Blasio. Tired of Stepping in Horse Sh*t!

Mayor-elect Bill de Blasio has vowed to act quickly to abolish horse-drawn carriages in the city, especially around Central Park. Many will argue over this as they say New York is losing all its traditions. "What are our kids to do that love ri...

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Susan Boyle has a boyfriend

Funny story: Susan Boyle has a boyfriend

LONDON (TS!) - Singer Susan Boyle says she has been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, a form of autism which has caused her to scare away men. Boyle told the Observer newspaper that she saw a specialist a year ago, who told her she had Asperger'...

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Johnny Depp Confesses That 'The Lone Ranger' Has Left Him Traumatized

Funny story: Johnny Depp Confesses That 'The Lone Ranger' Has Left Him Traumatized

SAN ANTONIO - Johnny Depp was in San Antonio visiting the world famous Alamo. As he walked around the hallowed grounds of the Texas shrine he was approached by a reporter with Silver Screen Showcase Magazine. Pomona Vox asked Depp if he had got...

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The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp was a sometimes-lawman, sometimes-outlaw who sometimes owned a saloon and occasionally dealt cards or shot buffalo, depending on the economy and job market of the Territory (Indiana, Kansas, Nevada, Alaska, California) in which the itinerant jack of all trades happened to hang his hat on any given day. He went by a number of aliases, including Randolph Scott, Errol Flynn, Jimmy Stewa...

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LeBron James Wants To Buy The Fantastic Racehorse Palace Malice

Funny story: LeBron James Wants To Buy The Fantastic Racehorse Palace Malice

MIAMI - LeBron James has said that he wants to get in contact with the owners of Palace Malice about purchasing the champion thoroughbred racehorse. James the star of the world champion NBA Miami Heat remarked that he recently traveled down to Coz...

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Usain Bolt To Run In Kentucky Derby

Funny story: Usain Bolt To Run In Kentucky Derby

Top sprinter Usain Bolt is set to swap his running shoes for horseshoes as he prepares for his latest challenge - competing in the 2014 Kentucky Derby. The 26-year-old Jamaican athlete has undergone a brain-swap operation with a young thoroughbred...

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