They didn’t invite me to the BAFTAs. It was so unfair. And really not cool. I had, like, been really rad and been in the news and stuff.
Plus it was racist, because someone said that one of the folk that was in the committee that made the decision not to invite me was, like racist or something. He commented on the color of Meghan’s hair. How dare he. She needed EMRD or something afterwards. My mom Diana (peace be upon her) would have turned in her grave.
They never killed anyone in the Taliban. I did. My count was 25 and it’s been verified by laptops and databases. I mean, I’m not proud of it but nor am I embarrassed. It was like something I had to do, and it saved lots of people because I like eliminated them or something. But the BAFTAs never did any of that.
I want an apology. They should say they’re sorry. And maybe get some therapy for their badness. I’m like doing a 12-episode podcast on Netflix and might write a book. Even Oprah is interested in an interview. All proceeds to the Archewell charity.
I can’t believe it. How could they?
