The hot new Royal Coming of Age story is just out.
It is the gripping story of a young Royal - always having to sit by the Fireplace tending the Cinders - while his Royal older brother has all the Fun and Royal adulation.
Poor Hairy Harry - Only is wanted if the older brother ever happens to 'croak'.
Otherwise, a 'Spare Tire' for the old, Creaking Royal Vehicle.
And there are a dozen other Spare Tires (male and female) - anyway.
It wasn't like He was the only Spare Tire.
Of course, He sees himself as the most Important Spare Tire - but to the Royal Family after he married an American - He was just a Royal 'Flat Tire'.
The whole thing is very 'Tiresome'.
(Lance Bottomly - Hollywood Gossip Journalist)
