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Funny story: Stephen Fry believes he is a reincarnated Oscar Wilde!

Stephen Fry believes he is a reincarnated Oscar Wilde!

Bafta host and high-brow comic, so gay in a Parisian way, Stephen Fry, has revealed he believes his past life led him to where he is now; a hunted, wounded clown! After being rather rude to several BAFTA winners, Fry told his I year-old husband (N...

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Funny story: Poor Angelina Jolie has lost half her hair worrying about Brad's daft new haircut

Poor Angelina Jolie has lost half her hair worrying about Brad's daft new haircut

London, UK - The Hollywood actress limped on the Bafta red carpet at the Royal Opera House tonight looking as if a vindictive hairdresser had hexed her tresses in retribution god-knows-what awful stuff. A lank and boring color job could barely con...

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Funny story: BAFTA Outrage Sensation Shock Horror

BAFTA Outrage Sensation Shock Horror

Scenes at the Bafta award ceremony resembled 'the worst examples of footballing outrage' as George Clooney, who was turned down for 7 awards (beating a previous 4 failures to win acclaim) refused to shake hands with the French star of the winning fi...

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Funny story: Total Wipeout Unrewarded - TV Repair Man Warns BAFTA

Total Wipeout Unrewarded - TV Repair Man Warns BAFTA

A shadowy vigilante organisation has issued a warning to the voters at the British Academy of Film & Television ahead of their awards show on Sunday. TV Repair Man, the underground group pledged to ridding TV schedules of reality shows and rub...

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Funny story: Colin Firth "Rootless" Complaint Upsets Chiswick Neighbours

Colin Firth "Rootless" Complaint Upsets Chiswick Neighbours

As he waves at the world's cameras from the BAFTA red carpet tonight, Colin Firth's Chiswick neighbours will be experiencing mixed emotions. On one hand, of course, they want their local film star to win the best actor award for his portrayal of K...

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Funny story: BAFTA Award Scandal

BAFTA Award Scandal

Charges of corruption in the awarding of Baftas have been met by hot denials from the organisers. However we have seen secretly filmed footage of a Screws of the World reporter, disguised as a conveyor of Bafta Awards, receiving considerable sums of...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell receives BAFTA award - was Susan Boyle in the audience?

Simon Cowell receives BAFTA award - was Susan Boyle in the audience?

Yes, 'our' sweet-talking Simon has indeed won a BAFTA award for his work in 'the biz'. Now worth about l38 million pounds, he remained as humble as ever as he accepted his award. He spoke of his childhood. Aw! He spoke about his dad bringing ho...

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Funny story: The U.S. and The U.K. To Ban "Um" and "You Know" During Award Show Acceptance Speeches

The U.S. and The U.K. To Ban "Um" and "You Know" During Award Show Acceptance Speeches

LONDON - The combined governments of the United States and the United Kingdom have decided to act on thousands of complaints, requests, and suggestions and will immediately be moving to ban the use of the words "um" and "you know" in award show accep...

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Funny story: Mandelson Nominated for BAFTA

Mandelson Nominated for BAFTA

Business Secretary Lord Mandelson has been nominated for a BAFTA award for services to comedy, it was announced this morning. The British Academy of Film and Television Arts is to present Mandelson with a special award. He is to be honoured jointl...

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Funny story: BAFTA Slip Some In

BAFTA Slip Some In

BBC viewers of the British Academy of Film and Television Arts Awards, sponsored by Orange, were tricked into missing several of the presentations when the first part of the programme was shown on BBC2 and the second half on BBC1. In the gap between...

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Funny story: It All Gets Nasty At BAFTA Ceremony

It All Gets Nasty At BAFTA Ceremony

You couldn't make it up could you? But that won't stop The Spoof trying, so get a load of this.

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Funny story: BAFTA Nomination For Cockney Parsnip

BAFTA Nomination For Cockney Parsnip

Officials from the BBC finally announced that a parsnip has been shortlisted for this year's BAFTA awards in a controversial new series in which all the parts are played by root vegetables. The series which was originally aired on Radio 4, takes...

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