Trump Tells His Sons Don Jr. (aka Sniffy) and Eric (aka Goofy) That Old Dad Is In Some Very, Very Deep Shit

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 9 July 2022

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Melania has said on several occasions that she does not think "Sniffy" and "Goofy" came from Donaldo.

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Now that Trump has thrown his once favorite French kisser, Ivanka out of his will, friends say that he has gotten closer to his two spoiled brat sons, Don, Jr., (aka Sniffy) and Eric (aka Goofy).

The two specimens are both definitely chips off the old blockhead. Trump actually had both boys take DNA tests to make sure that they were in fact his.

The three recently got together at a McDonalds in the Bronx. Cheeto Face told both of them that he can't sleep, he can't drink, and he can't eat (except for his usual 9 Big Macs a day, of course).

The Trumpette, also told them that he has finally come to the realization that he is in some very, very deep do do, as they say down in Arkansas.

Goofy Eric looked at his dad and told him that maybe he just needs to put on some higher-fitting cowboy boots.

Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump simply rolled his eyes and uttered under his breath that there was no fucking way that Eric had come from his loins.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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