J.Lo says that her recent sex therapy sessions with noted sex therapist Dr. Fanny Cumterelli (at a cost of $62,500), have worked damn good, as she now can have passion-filled intimacy without guilt. Her hubby Ben Affleck, says that Jenny on the Bl…
The word on the streets of "Celeb City," is that the powers-that-be at American Idol are fit to be tied with the actions of Katy Perry. It appears that Miss Perry is extremely upset at the fact that in order to get higher viewership, the show's ex…
Now that there are rumblings regarding the three judges on "American Idol," and those rumblings say that Katy "The Simon Cowell Clone" Perry my be getting her fine looking ass kicked off the show. It is no secret that Katy changed like an Amazonia…
Traci Diddle, a writer with National Rumblings, recently interviewed Jennifer Lopez at a Casa de Masa Mexican restaurant, where she unveiled her latest sensation: the Silly String Bikini Panties. These innovative panties, available in a convenient…
Hollywood Vis-a-Vis writer Ursula Sassafras, has just announced that two of today's hottest Latinas, Jennifer Lopez and Pretzel Garibaldi will soon be starring in a Tri-Moon Films motion picture. Prepare for "The Rodeo Drive Rodeo Queens," where t…
Lexus Jo Dix with The Veni Vidi Vici News Agency reports that the extraordinary duo of J.Lo and Pitbull is about to embark on their highly anticipated tour! Miss Dix revealed that the tour is being hailed as "The Zany Latin Adventure of Musical Ma…
LOS ANGELES - (Spoof Satire) - The American Research Group has just announced that the latest single by Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull has rocketed to the top of the charts, knocking all other songs out of the way like a bull in a china shop. The song…
LOS ANGELES - (Spoof News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk senior writer Carolina Chipotle, says that she recently bumped into J.Lo at The Guzzling Gnu Lounge in West Hollywood. The two ladies shared a pitcher of Kiwi Margaritas, along with some Diet Sopapi…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - J.Lo, the world-renowned singer, dancer, actress, and glockenspiel player, has just added another accolade to her already impressive resume: "The Sexiest Latina in the USA." According to her publicist, J.Lo's vavavoom…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - J.Lo, who at the age of 53, can still turn heads quicker than most female celebrities who are half her age - even when fully clothed. Jenny from the Block has a stunningly beautiful figure, with an erotically fine derri…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Jennifer Lopez recently made a shocking revelation to Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo, whom she's known for a long time - she's a secret scratch-off addict! According to J.Lo, her addiction had only led to…
Jennifer Lopez, also known as J Lo, recently forgot how to spell her name. She called Ben Affleck, also known as Ben Aff, or B to the Aff, or J-Lo’s Benny Aflack, etc etc … but old Ben also didn’t know. “Did you try it with a B, like what my na…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Left Coast Mirror Magazine writer Tequila Tallyho has just announced that Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian will be starring in the Hollywood Sign Films movie "MILF 2 - Hooha Haven. The X-rated, highly explicit film wil…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Jennifer Lopez, aka Jenny on The Block, is thrilled to announce that she recently signed a huge multi-million dollar contract with Victoria's Secret. J.Lo, who is the female part of the power couple, "Bennifer" along wi…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Jennifer Lopez keeps on getting the awards and her latest comes from the highly reputable fem magazine "Upskirt Illustrated Magazine." UIM's Tina Taqueria states that Jenny of the Block proves the old adage that age is…
THE BRONX, New York - (Satire News) - The Right Coast Revue has just broken a story that fine-looking, sensuously erotic asses run in the J.Lo family. RCR writer Tilapia Frisbee, writes that Jenny on the block's first cousin Agustina Lopez, who is…
Jennifer Lopez married in Las Vegas, went to Paris for a honeymoon, then married again in Georgia, with a 3-day wedding celebration for family and friends. So that’s twice to the same guy. Previously she was married to three different men and almost…
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