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Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?

Funny story: Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?

It's the ultimate fashion faux pas, of course, but did the Lamb of God wear socks with his sandals? Was that part of the reason that Pontius Pilate agreed to crucify our saviour? What do you think? It's possible, as Nazareth's average January temperature is 11.5 ℃ with a minimum of 7.8 ℃ (that's 52.7 °F and 46 °F for our insular American chums) which can be a bit nippy on the tootsies. So maybe y...

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I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

Funny story: I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

Lansing MI: Janis Porter blew the lid off of a secretive, filthy game of sensuous perversions that's rocked the world of orthodontics to it's core! Her nightmare began when she went in for a routine root canal last Wednesday. "My teeth are a mess...

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Apple Reveals New iBitch Robot

Funny story: Apple Reveals New iBitch Robot

Electronics giant Apple chose New York City as a venue to introduce its new dominatrix robot, the iBitch, to consumers last week. Spokesbitch Ivana C. U. Hirt explained to reporters and tech gurus that the idea for the iBitch was actually spawned...

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BDSM Campaign Trojan Horse for Fetishists, NOT Anti-Semites

It is said that for some, the anti-Israel BDSM campaign represents a golden opportunity for antisemites to hide their bigotry and hatred under a cloak of respectability. But others consider the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions Movement to be an absolute godsend (well, more like Marxsend, Trotsend, Chomskend, whatever)… To wit, an easy and ethically unproblematic opportunity to show one's u...

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Libido, the Whip, and the Wardrobe - the great works of literature rewritten as erotic fantasies

Various works of irrelevant fantastical fiction are being recalled to be rewritten as erotica. In the wake of the financial triumph and critical failure of 'mummy-porn' movie Fifty Shades of Grey, publishers have decided to re-publish best-selling...

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Footfetishdating.web - putting your foot in someone else's mouth

Local media described it as "a press conference like no other in recent history," as the Foot Fetish dating web site was announced this morning in Raleigh, North Carolina. Before the festivities began, the new musical group, Toe Jam, sang their new s...

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Justin Bieber Explains His Unusual Fetish

Funny story: Justin Bieber Explains His Unusual Fetish

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Justin Bieber appeared on The Viagra View and he revealed to co-hosts Larry King and Regis Philbin that he has a rather strange fetish. The 19-year-old said that he has never told anyone but he has a strong addiction to Chinese f...

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Nina Dobrev of The Vampire Diaries Reveals Her Fetish

Funny story: Nina Dobrev of The Vampire Diaries Reveals Her Fetish

BEVERLY HILLS - The star of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev attended a bachelorette party for a close friend at The Mrs. Ponce De Leon Hotel in Beverly Hills. Dobrev said that she went to high school with the guest of honor, Delilah "Third Base"...

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Rex Ryan's Top 10 Beach Activities

Funny story: Rex Ryan's Top 10 Beach Activities

New York Jets' coach Rex Ryan was so embarrassed by his team's horrid season that he took off for a Bahamas' beach vacation rather than hold the traditional end-of-year press conference. Unfortunately for Ryan, the media tracked him down and uncovered his favorite seaside pastimes. Here are the top 10: 1. Finish reading "Coaching For Dummies." 2. Stop sending hate mail to Eric Mangini.

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Slapped Arse Looks Like Queen's Face

Funny story: Slapped Arse Looks Like Queen's Face

You've heard of the piece of burnt toast that looks like Jesus, the tea leaves that look like Elvis, and used tampon that looks like the Mother Theresa. Now there is a new addition to the list of everyday objects that look like famous people - a slap...

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The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion

Funny story: The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion

On the verge of the world celebrating the longest serving monarch, a shocking piece of tapestry made in 1958 has been found by a royal collector, that has called into question the early years of the monarch and her close relationships with some of th...

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24-Year-Old Hasn't A Clue What He Did Before Internet Browser Tabs

Funny story: 24-Year-Old Hasn't A Clue What He Did Before Internet Browser Tabs

NEW YORK-In an unparalleled display of mental lapse, local 24-year-old Rick Floyter admits he has absolutely no clue what he did before the browser tab. "I suppose I used separate windows, but I really can't be sure," he said. Tabs have been arou...

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Maria Sharapova Voted Sexiest Armpits at Wimbledon

Funny story: Maria Sharapova Voted Sexiest Armpits at Wimbledon

Wimbledon, which some think is mostly a British event, has come under a barrage of new international scrutiny for by the IAFA, the International Armpit Fetish Association. Ivan Pectoralva, president of the IAFA announced that tennis is the greate...

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Miley Cyrus Confesses A Fetish About Uniforms

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Confesses A Fetish About Uniforms

Apparently singer/actress Miley Cyrus has a thing about guys in uniforms. This was related on Facebook by a former boyfriend from three years ago who says he "wasn't anyone important". After Donald Briant, who once dated Miley over about a six wee...

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Willow Palin Has An Out-of-Control Fantasy Fetish About Justin Bieber

Funny story: Willow Palin Has An Out-of-Control Fantasy Fetish About Justin Bieber

WASILLA, Alaska - The television news program Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Sarah Palin's second daughter, the non-dancing Willow Palin, has admitted to having an out-of-control fetish regarding Justin Bieber. Willow "The Pillow" as her...

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Foot Fetish Looms Big For Jets As Ryan Calls on Last Second Field Goal to Beat Colts!

Funny story: Foot Fetish Looms Big For Jets As Ryan Calls on Last Second Field Goal to Beat Colts!

Jet's Coach Rex Ryan relied on his foot fetish again to pull out a last second win against hated rival Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts in the AFC playoff game when kicker Nick Folk put one through the uprights for a 17-16 win with no time...

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It Certainly Appears That New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Has Really Focused On The "Foot" Part Of The Word Football

Funny story: It Certainly Appears That New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Has Really Focused On The "Foot" Part Of The Word Football

MANHATTAN - Rex Ryan the head football coach of the NFL New York Jets was spotted in Macy's Department Store. He was asked by a reporter for The Right Coast Illustrated Revue, Gingerbread Matchaletti why he was in the store. The Jets coach replie...

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New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Denies That He Has A Foot Fetish - But Adds That He Does Have A Collection of Over 700 Bras

Funny story: New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Denies That He Has A Foot Fetish - But Adds That He Does Have A Collection of Over 700 Bras

MANHATTAN - New York Jets football coach Rex Ryan was shopping in Macy's Department Store when he was asked by a reporter for The RumorMonger Revue Tabloid about his newly revealed foot fetish. Ryan turned three shades of shocking pink. He giggled...

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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