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Funny story: A Wisconsin Woman Has a Very, Very Strange Foot Fetish

A Wisconsin Woman Has a Very, Very Strange Foot Fetish

FOOTVILLE, WISCONSIN - (Satire News) - A woman who works as a shoe model has one of the most unusual foot fetishes around. The woman Stephanie Bonnasillio, who is 29, told a reporter with BuzzFuzz that ever since she was 16, she has always been ph…

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Funny story: A Boston Bulldozer Operator Has Over 900 Photos of Female Celebrity Feet

A Boston Bulldozer Operator Has Over 900 Photos of Female Celebrity Feet

BOSTON - (Satire News) - Vodka Vermicelli, a reporter with the iRumors News Agency has just learned that a bulldozer operator from "Bean Town," has collected over 900 photographs of the feet of famous female celebrities. The heavy machine operator…

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Funny story: Bachelor with special interest in Tractors is now worrying

Bachelor with special interest in Tractors is now worrying

Chutney on the Fritz's man about town Brian Asshat has a special lifelong interest in tractors, as his search history proves, but he is now worried, that following Porn gate in Westminster, he may be viewed differently. 'Yes it was rather shocking…

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Funny story: A Man’s Co-Workers Are Getting Fed Up With His Weird-As-Shit Fetish

A Man’s Co-Workers Are Getting Fed Up With His Weird-As-Shit Fetish

TERRE HAUTE, Indiana – (Satire News) – The advertising firm of Baconbock & Rosegunn, has informed employee Bernard Starsinger that lots of his fellow employees are fed up with his strange astronaut helmet fetish. They say that the helmet is ve…

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Funny story: Johnny Depp, The Star of The Pirates of The Caribbean Movies, Reveals His Unusually Weird-As-Hell Fetish

Johnny Depp, The Star of The Pirates of The Caribbean Movies, Reveals His Unusually Weird-As-Hell Fetish

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – In the world of Fetishism, many famous celebrities have engaged in some really, strange, and very odd fetishes. Tabloid Today reporter Papaya Bamboo first broke the story of “Happy Days” actor Scot Baio liking to dress…

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Funny story: Experience: I met Matt Hancock at a Fetish Club

Experience: I met Matt Hancock at a Fetish Club

I know he has a tough job, and has the nickname "Door Matt", but to see him there in that position was a shock, I can tell you. It was just after the first lockdown, when people could start to mix again in small numbers, and my girlfriend and I de…

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Funny story: German female hoarder keeps shoes in fruit bowl!

German female hoarder keeps shoes in fruit bowl!

(UNEDITED) Hoarding is a psychological sickness; cluttering one's house up with light bulbs, newspapers, tinned dog and cat food, clothes, plus other mindless amounts of things, is basically incurable. However, a house in a tiny hamlet in Germany,…

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Funny story: Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?

Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?

It's the ultimate fashion faux pas, of course, but did the Lamb of God wear socks with his sandals? Was that part of the reason that Pontius Pilate agreed to crucify our saviour? What do you think? It's possible, as Nazareth's average January temper...

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Funny story: I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

Lansing MI: Janis Porter blew the lid off of a secretive, filthy game of sensuous perversions that's rocked the world of orthodontics to it's core! Her nightmare began when she went in for a routine root canal last Wednesday. "My teeth are a mess...

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Funny story: Apple Reveals New iBitch Robot

Apple Reveals New iBitch Robot

Electronics giant Apple chose New York City as a venue to introduce its new dominatrix robot, the iBitch, to consumers last week. Spokesbitch Ivana C. U. Hirt explained to reporters and tech gurus that the idea for the iBitch was actually spawned...

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Funny story: BDSM Campaign Trojan Horse for Fetishists, NOT Anti-Semites

BDSM Campaign Trojan Horse for Fetishists, NOT Anti-Semites

It is said that for some, the anti-Israel BDSM campaign represents a golden opportunity for antisemites to hide their bigotry and hatred under a cloak of respectability. But others consider the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions Movement to be an absolute godsend (well, more like Marxsend, Trotsend, Chomskend, whatever)… To wit, an easy and ethically unproblematic opportunity to show one's u...

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Funny story: Libido, the Whip, and the Wardrobe - the great works of literature rewritten as erotic fantasies

Libido, the Whip, and the Wardrobe - the great works of literature rewritten as erotic fantasies

Various works of irrelevant fantastical fiction are being recalled to be rewritten as erotica. In the wake of the financial triumph and critical failure of 'mummy-porn' movie Fifty Shades of Grey, publishers have decided to re-publish best-selling...

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Funny story: Footfetishdating.web - putting your foot in someone else's mouth

Footfetishdating.web - putting your foot in someone else's mouth

Local media described it as "a press conference like no other in recent history," as the Foot Fetish dating web site was announced this morning in Raleigh, North Carolina. Before the festivities began, the new musical group, Toe Jam, sang their new s...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Explains His Unusual Fetish

Justin Bieber Explains His Unusual Fetish

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Justin Bieber appeared on The Viagra View and he revealed to co-hosts Larry King and Regis Philbin that he has a rather strange fetish. The 19-year-old said that he has never told anyone but he has a strong addiction to Chinese f...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev of The Vampire Diaries Reveals Her Fetish

Nina Dobrev of The Vampire Diaries Reveals Her Fetish

BEVERLY HILLS - The star of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev attended a bachelorette party for a close friend at The Mrs. Ponce De Leon Hotel in Beverly Hills. Dobrev said that she went to high school with the guest of honor, Delilah "Third Base"...

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Funny story: Rex Ryan's Top 10 Beach Activities

Rex Ryan's Top 10 Beach Activities

New York Jets' coach Rex Ryan was so embarrassed by his team's horrid season that he took off for a Bahamas' beach vacation rather than hold the traditional end-of-year press conference. Unfortunately for Ryan, the media tracked him down and uncovered his favorite seaside pastimes. Here are the top 10: 1. Finish reading "Coaching For Dummies." 2. Stop sending hate mail to Eric Mangini.

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Funny story: Slapped Arse Looks Like Queen's Face

Slapped Arse Looks Like Queen's Face

You've heard of the piece of burnt toast that looks like Jesus, the tea leaves that look like Elvis, and used tampon that looks like the Mother Theresa. Now there is a new addition to the list of everyday objects that look like famous people - a slap...

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