Way Too Late: Empty Folders Found At Mar-a-Lago

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 2 September 2022

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Empty folders at Mar-a-Lago.

Ayeeee, the horror, the horror!

The FBI found a series of empty folders in Trump’s basement. What could this mean?

First guess: The stuff inside the folders was sold to the highest bidders.

Second guess: The stuff was piggy-backed into other folders.

Third guess: The stuff was flushed down the toilet.

What would Trump have flushed down the toilet?

Any documents that could not be monetized. Or embarrassing documents about Donald Trump, like school grades, tax returns, weight, suit size, unpaid bills, associations with criminal figures, conflicts of interest, women, peccadilloes, etc., items that Trump would have no desire to see the light of day.

However, plumbers would have retrieved a treasure trove. Knowing his history of flushing documents down the White House toilet, a plumber's truck may always have been parked at the Mar-a-Lago gate. All plumbers would have to do is make their weekly visit. The painted plumber’s truck would be sufficient ID; the gate would swing open, documents retrieved, Bingo, another load, and more empty folders.

Why didn’t he throw away the folders? Too difficult to flush down?

And how does the FBI know what is missing? Was a second copy of documents always made before documents were given for Trump to read?

Indeed, the FBI knew that Trump threw plates of food against the walls of the White House and that he flushed classified documents down the White House toilet.

Word gets around.

The FBI also knew they were dealing with a looney tunes and must have made copies as insurance.

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