NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - After seeing Trump sweat his orange complected face off for 4 hours in front of the New York City investigating judge, long time friends Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan sat down and co-wrote song about the "Beer Belly…
(NOT EDITED) It comes as no surprise to Springsteen lovers that Bruce, in his early days, was indulging in hallucination drugs because he wrote 'Blinded by the light' twice! His first version was a mega hit by Manfred Mann because when they contacted…
With cynicism and disillusionment increasingly pervading the American consciousness thanks to shifty politicians, racial divisiveness, spiraling gun violence, and ever more dire reports about climate change, Americans are having a harder time than ev...
Last night at the Meadowlands, Bruce Springsteen shattered his own record by going on a 47-minute monologue segueing beautifully between a somber ATLANTIC CITY and a raucous Rosalita. The crowd used this time to use the bathroom, text their...
The third and final Presidential debate took place last night at Lynn University, Boca Raton, Florida. With CBS old timer Bob Schieffer at the helm it promised to be another lively debate. However, it was a strange statement made by Governor Mi...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has named Vice-President Biden to be the chairman of The Let's Bring In The Voters Committee. The vice-president suggested to his boss that one way to bring in voters plus voter contributions would be for the pre...
So it dawns on me that, of course, the guitar must have been from Bruce. Springsteen. I'm not sure how I know… but I remember as we - I can't discern who's with me - approach the gig. It's like a large village hall with a balcony - or one of those non-conformist churches, but I can see no religious stuff. Anyway, we take seats on the floor to one side, under the balcony, thinking we won...
The plaque unveiled to commemorate the 40th anniversary of an iconic rock album is in the wrong place, according a local musicologist. Gary Kemp out of Spandau Ballet unveiled the plaque in Heddon St, London, where the cover photo for David Bowie'...
Promptly after finishing work on his latest album, Bruce Springsteen announced a new ground breaking project to be recorded with European Footballer and all around attractive guy with the proper amount of facial stubble, David Beckham. Closet fans...
The race is on to sign the "big five" rock stars who have yet to pen memoirs. Following the success of autobiographies by Rolling Stone Keith Richards and top-hatted, corkscrew-haired axeman Slash, publishers are keen to snap up more big names.
Indeed, Saturday June 18th was a sad day for music lovers all over the world, as 'The Big Man' - Clarence Clemons, saxophonist extraordinaire, personification of Bruce 'The Boss' Springsteen's legendary E Street band, sadly passed away in a Florida h...
More notoriety for the stomp and grope group known to inhabit the New Jersey shore as Rocker Bruce Springsteen is named as correspondent in a fiery divorce suit by jilted husband. A 45 year old redheaded mother of two was said to have become sm...
At the rock concert over the weekend by the Boss, Bruce Springsteen, he stopped to say, "Hello Ohio!". Then he repeated the Ohio references several times until guitarist Steve Van Zandt whispered in his ear that they were in Michigan. "Sorry! Gett...
Rock legend Bruce Springsteen overran his set last night at the Glastonbury Festival by a few minutes. But it cost organiser Michael Eavis a whopping £3,000 fine for violation of local by-laws. Unperturbed, Mr Eavis vowed to pay the fine, saying t...
Bruce Springsteen has admitted in an exclusive interview, 24 years after releasing his hit song "Dancing In The Dark" that he is actually afraid of the dark. Springsteen has long been hailed as one of the greatest singers of the 1980s, and one of...
In a multimillion dollar deal which saw some of The Boss' purist fans raise their eyebrows, Bruce Springsteen performed for a global audience of millions last night at the superbowl half time show. At the end of his 12 minute set only a very small...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President-elect Barack Obama has just appointed rock legend Bruce Springsteen to head the newly established U.S. Department of Music. Springsteen who has had a dozen songs make it into the Top Ten was notified while he was perfo...
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