Another mass shooting in America … and the NRA have decided to celebrate! They are currently having a ribbon-cutting ceremony in Kentucky for a brand new NRA Theme Park, called Shooty McGee’s! There, moms and dads and especially the groomed kid…
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - (Satire News) - The government of Denmark has given in to the wishes of the amusement theme park-going crowd. The Danish Secretary of Amusement Parks, Saraliva Ringkobing, has just issued a new policy change for everyone of D…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – It seems like every day, investigators from the state of New York uncover more and more dirt on Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. State agents now say that they have found records that show that Trump actually paid a p…
GUANTANAMO BAY, Cuba – (Satire News) – The largest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk,. Inc. has just purchased Guantanamo Bay Prison for $17.3 million. Co-CEO’s Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk spoke with Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel and…
ANAHEIM, California – (Satire News) – Executives with Disneyland are thrilled to announce that the world-famous theme park is opening after being closed for 14 months, 3 weeks, and 16 days, due to the Coronavirus. A spokesperson stated that, for o…
There is terror on a terrifying scale at a Florida theme park today, after a new rollercoaster ride, packed with 100 passengers, malfunctioned, quickly went out of control, and now can't be stopped! The 'Florida Death Ride' at the End Of The World...
DIZNEE'Z LAND, CALIFORNICATE—Mickey Mouse has put Diznee'z Land off limits to paying customers. From now on, the mouse decreed, he will allow “guests” to visit only some parks on some days. “Which ones and when depends on my mood,” the rodent explain...
The Royal Palace, Tokyo - - Japanese Emperor Akihito has abdicated his throne to become a professional Pokémon GO player. The Japanese government admits it was taken by surprise by the resignation. It announced that a robot built by Honda would we...
Newly elected mayor of Flint, Michigan, Karen Weaver, took the oath of office this morning. Ms. Weaver is the first African-American women elected Mayor of Flint. She won in a landslide, 82% to 18%, and clearly has a strong mandate. In a one hou...
Amusement Parks- There's nothing amusing about amusement parks, they are more like abusing parks. People go there to get thrills but sometimes they get killed instead. It's the ultimate entertainment experience, if your idea of entertainment is doing hours of activities that make you feel the maximum level of fear before going into shock, pushing the limits of hysteria that would traumatiz...
Canada, recently twinned with the Isle of Wight, may boast Wonderland, with its exhilarating collection of rides and roller coasters, but it is to be put in the shade by the proposed Smuggler Experience park planned for next season on the Isle of Wig...
ORLANDO'S BLOOM -- For millions of Americans, times are hard, but, apparently, Mickey Mouse could care less. He has ordered Dizney World admission ticket prices to skyrocket to a whopping $1,500--not per family, mind you, but per "guest," inc...
Knoxville, Tennessee. An agent for the notoriously reclusive writer has claimed that Cormac McCarthy was "genuinely delighted and thrilled" at plans by State Officials to open a theme park in honor of his novels later this year. The venue will in...
NBC has bought the rights to "Colorado Has Idiots!" which will begin in a couple of months" according to spokesman, David Gheer. Gheer told reporters that they have several 'Idiot' videos already "that almost caused me to wet my pants" and that th...
Former holiday destination Morecambe in the far North West of England is back in the running with the entire town becoming the latest Ageworld Theme Town. Featuring a Euthanasia beach with deadly riptides and quicksand, fleets of mobility scooter...
The long awaited Isle of Wight Glasgowland theme park has opened with an explosion of swearing, drunken razor fights and face "glassing". A true Friday night Glasgow experience can now be had any night of the week without leaving the geriatri...
TALLAHASSEE, Florida - National Focus Magazine is reporting that the heated issue of a George Zimmerman Theme Park has caused quite a hoopla in the Plywood State of Florida. State Senator Claxton F. Malagueña [D-Fort Walton Beach] spearheaded a dr...
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