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Funny story: Dutch 69 year-old pensioner demands a quick 'soixante-neuf' before turning 70!

Dutch 69 year-old pensioner demands a quick 'soixante-neuf' before turning 70!

(UNEDITED) According to the laws of human biology, human male's sex-drive normally diminishes by the time they reach 65! However, due to viagra, etc, many male humans have prolonged the enjoyment, sadly their missus's do not share the same urge! O…

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Funny story: National Premature Ejaculation Day, What You Need to Know

National Premature Ejaculation Day, What You Need to Know

WEST CHESTER,PA—Good things come to those who wait and to those who can wait to come. Bad things, unfortunately, are the fate of the one in five men between the ages of eighteen and fifty-nine who suffer from the social scourge of premature ejaculati...

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Funny story: Walmart Introduces CBD-Infused Dental Dams

Walmart Introduces CBD-Infused Dental Dams

NEW YORK—Walmart Inc [NYSE: WMT, 116.92, ▲ 0.90 (0.78%)] announced yesterday that it will begin selling CBD-infused dental dams in all its retail outlets by Thanksgiving. The move is seen by industry analysts as an attempt to boost dental dam sales—a...

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Funny story: Rocketing In-Flight Sperm Levels Warning Issued By Mile-High Club

Rocketing In-Flight Sperm Levels Warning Issued By Mile-High Club

New York, NY - (Reuterus): Face masks are being issued by Mile High Airways after air con swab tests revealed Club Class passengers’ coughing and sneezing is down to soaring levels of sperm. Technicians discovered billions of sperm colony-forming...

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Funny story: Party Time as Makers of Viagra, Chapstick and Sensodyne Toothpaste Combine

Party Time as Makers of Viagra, Chapstick and Sensodyne Toothpaste Combine

"It's a no-brainer. Who wouldn't want to sell all the ingredients for the after-party? Viagra for that long lasting erection, along with Sensodyne for oral health, and Chapstick to moisten those dry, cracked lips. We also do Panadol for the hangover,...

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Funny story: Nabisco Agrees to Remove All Crackers From The U.S. Senate!

Nabisco Agrees to Remove All Crackers From The U.S. Senate!

Nabisco has announced it is fed up with all the loser crackers in the Senate giving their cracker products a bad name. Amongst others, Nabisco has agreed to remove Orin Hatched, Charles Assley, Lindsey Gram, John Cornin, Ted Cruise, Ben Sassy, Jeff...

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Funny story: It's Back! The Monobrow Leaves Men Gasping for it and more...

It's Back! The Monobrow Leaves Men Gasping for it and more...

Comely adult film star Felicity Fellatio admitted today that following rave reviews for her new look, she no longer resorted to electrolysis, plucking, shaving, creams or any form of depilation and claimed that men are loving it. Felicity spoke ex...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton, Donald Trump Caught in Gay Affair

Bill Clinton, Donald Trump Caught in Gay Affair

Reports have just surfaced of a gay affair between Donald Trump and Bill Clinton Apparently, The Donald grabs more than just pussies. "Yes", confirmed Trump, "my tie has tested positive for Bill's DNA. Really, though, I just wanted to get the st...

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Funny story: 69% of all Americans Approve of Oral Sex

69% of all Americans Approve of Oral Sex

A clinical research study at the Upjohn Downjill University Think Tank has concluded a favorable opinion of oral sex. A diverse collection of information was gathered stating that when asked about sexual gratification and where the subjects found...

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Funny story: 'Fellatio Cafe' is slated to open in Switzerland and will feature a high-priced cup of coffee with some little something included as a bonus

'Fellatio Cafe' is slated to open in Switzerland and will feature a high-priced cup of coffee with some little something included as a bonus

The 'Fellatio Cafe', set to open in Geneva, Switzerland, by end of the year, will allow its customers to order a coffee before choosing a prostitute on their iPads. Men will have to pay more than £40 for the hot, robust drink and lascivious sex act,...

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Funny story: New Study Concludes That Semen Prevents Breast Cancer

New Study Concludes That Semen Prevents Breast Cancer

WASHINGTON, DC - A new study, released Wednesday, has concluded that semen, consumed orally, prevents breast cancer. The study was issued by the National Foundation for Men. The study also found these additional benefits when a man deposits sem...

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Funny story: "Oral Sex Bootcamp Saved My Marriage!" says Hillary Clinton

"Oral Sex Bootcamp Saved My Marriage!" says Hillary Clinton

Responding to the attack by David Geffen, former Clinton ally and fund raiser, and now Mitt Romney supporter that Bill would be risky (meaning frisky) to have as first man. "After Bill got "attended to" in the oval orifice by Monica Lewinsky," Mrs...

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Funny story: Man uses GPS, still can't find girlfriend's clitoris

Man uses GPS, still can't find girlfriend's clitoris

Some use their fingers. Some try with their tongues. Some even research it online. However, some men still struggle to find their girlfriend's clitoris. Although one Michigan-man recently took his clit-reconnaissance efforts to a-whole-other...

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Funny story: NATO chief insists 'it was just a quickie' despite Minister's 'We Gave America A Blowjob' quip

NATO chief insists 'it was just a quickie' despite Minister's 'We Gave America A Blowjob' quip

Warsaw - The head of NATO said today a Polish foreign minister's fellatio rant about pleasuring America reminds him of a joke he'd read on the internet. Secretary General of the North Atlantic Trick-or-Treaty Organization Anders Fogh Rasmussen l...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

In her first visit to South by Southwest Interactive, the tech-themed conference underway in Austin Texas, former first daughter Chelsea Clinton devoted the bulk of her prepared talk Tuesday to explaining how had to teach her mother "a lot of things"...

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Funny story: Erotic art

Erotic art

Erotic art is an excuse, in the form of sketches, paintings, sculptures, and other media, to show naked people, many of whom are depicted as engaging in "erotic" (a codeword for sexual) activities. Although some people try to distinguish between erotic art and pornography, no argument for such a distinction has ever been generally accepted, and most people agree that one person's erotic art is ano...

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Funny story: Playboy Playmates

Playboy Playmates

In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...

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