WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - Well folks the mother of 8 (a set of sextuplets and 2 singles) is denying that she has been impregnated yet again.
The 46-year-old self-proclaimed "Queen of The Reality Shows" told Papaya Bamboo with Tabloid Today that she has a very good idea where the fucking rumor that she is carrying quintuplets originated.
When asked where, she replied that it came from her limp-peckered ex-husband Jon Gosselin, who vowed to make her look like the "Wonton Wyomissing Whore."
When reached and asked for a comment, Jon replied that Kate is still mad at him because he told info guru Andy Cohen that she has inverted nipples, criss-crossed ovaries, and an upside down beaver (vagina).
Meanwhile Kate the Great, as her former boyfriend, Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler pegged her years ago, says that her muffin is not really upside down, and stressed that it just looks that way because her G-Spot is so gigantic.
