TOPEKA, Kansas - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of the "Fly-Over" states of Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, and Nebraska is that GOP Gov. Ron "The Asshole" DeSantis and the Democrat traitor, Sen. Joe "The Asshole" Manchin are involved in a physical relationship.
Many of the folks living in Florida and West Virginia are not surprised as DeSantis and Manchin both have all the earmarks of riding 'sidesaddle.'
iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli, said that she heard from Anderson Cooper, who heard from Howard Stern, who heard from Andy Cohen, that the two trade-off, regarding who is the guy and who is the girl.
When asked to comment "Asshole" DeSantis replied that he has never even heard of Manchin.
And when Manchin was asked about his affair with DeSantis, he started coughing uncontrollably and noted that he had never ever seen DeSantis.
SIDENOTE: Manchin later changed his story and added that he and DeSantis are indeed an item - but revealed that he (Manchin) is the male and DeSantis is the female.