HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of the sexiest women in the entire country has just informed Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole that the procedure she recently had done on her beautiful butt (her words) was a total success.
Jennifer Lopez, who sings, dances, acts, and enjoys having sexual intimacy on a daily basis, told Miss San Guacamole, that her ample ass is now even more ampler, as she had injections injected into her caboose.
J.Lo revealed that her twin ass cheeks are now bigger, softer, smoother, and much more abundantly prettier than the butts of Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian, and Megan Thee Stallion.
The female part of Bennifer, smiled as she took a sip of her papaya/mango/guava smoothie and noted that her boyfriend Benny Affleck says that if they were stranded on a mountain top in the middle of winter, he could survive on the hellacious heat that would be emanating from her award-winning ass.
SIDENOTE: Andy Cohen, who knows every fucking thing about everyone, says that he predicts that J.Lo and Ben, will walk down some wedding isle by the end of October.
