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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Reveals The Latest Sexy Scuttlebutt About Her Erotic Butt

Jennifer Lopez Reveals The Latest Sexy Scuttlebutt About Her Erotic Butt

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of the sexiest women in the entire country has just informed Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole that the procedure she recently had done on her beautiful butt (her words) was a total success. Jennifer Lo…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Donate $1.7 Million To The Ukrainian War Effort

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Donate $1.7 Million To The Ukrainian War Effort

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The National Rumblings News Agency has just reported that America's "Power Couple," Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have just donated $1.7 to the Ukrainian war effort. NRNA writer Traci Diddle stated that J.Lo also donat…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Rumor That She Had An Affair With Putin When She Was Married to Cris Judd

Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Rumor That She Had An Affair With Putin When She Was Married to Cris Judd

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - J.Lo told a reporter with Boom Boom News that she is tired of hearing the on-going rumor about her having an affair with President Putin. She told Boom Boom's Hacienda Fiddle that she was 100% faithful to Cris, even…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez, AKA J.Lo Says She Loves All of The Skuttlebutt About Her Butt Reduction Story

Jennifer Lopez, AKA J.Lo Says She Loves All of The Skuttlebutt About Her Butt Reduction Story

THE BRONX, New York – (Satire News) – Jennifer Lopez is still regarded as one of the sexiest female celebrities. J.Lo is a “3-Way Mama” since she can sing, dance, and act. Her latest hit song, “Besame Mucho Mi Muchacho Chulo” recently hit #1 in th…

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Funny story: The Extremely Sexy "The Housewives of Tijuana" Voted The Number One Reality Show In All of North America

The Extremely Sexy "The Housewives of Tijuana" Voted The Number One Reality Show In All of North America

TIJUANA, Mexico – (Satire News) – Mexico’s El Ole News Agency has just named “The Housewives of Tijuana” the numero uno (#1) reality show in the entire North American continent. According to El Ole, the show beat out such favorites as “The Guacam…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Finally Addresses Those Persistent Pregnant Rumors

Jennifer Lopez Finally Addresses Those Persistent Pregnant Rumors

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The rumors that J.Lo is expecting have been swirling around since Labor Day, (no pun intended – well maybe). Alpha Beta News Agency reporter Mimosa Sabrosa, caught up with the singer, dancer, actress at a Burger Ban…

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Funny story: J.Lo’s New, Sexy La Latina Short Shorts Are Selling Like Hot Tamales!

J.Lo’s New, Sexy La Latina Short Shorts Are Selling Like Hot Tamales!

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Jennifer Lopez has just hit a gold mine with her brand new La Latina Short Shorts collection. Miss Lopez admitted that her short shorts line was inspired by Catherine Bach’s original Daisy Duke short shorts line, wh…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Donates A Pair of Her Sexy Panties To The Smithsonian Institute

Jennifer Lopez Donates A Pair of Her Sexy Panties To The Smithsonian Institute

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency reports that Smithsonian Institute officials are thrilled at the fact that popular singer, dancer, and movie star, Jennifer Lopez, aka J.Lo has graciously donated a pair of her panties to the…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck to Star in the R-Rated Remake of “Pretty Woman”

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck to Star in the R-Rated Remake of “Pretty Woman”

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole has just announced that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, known as Bennifer, have just signed to star in the remake of the Tri-Moon Films production of “Pretty Woman.” A sp…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Says She Wants To Have Ben Affleck’s Baby

Jennifer Lopez Says She Wants To Have Ben Affleck’s Baby

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A friend who is very close to Jennifer Lopez told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle that J.Lo has fallen head-over-heels in love with Ben Affleck (again). The 51-year-old ‘Jenny from the block’ says that Ben h…

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Funny story: California’s Most Popular Nude Resort, Rancho Genitalia, Has Been Sold For $37.4 Million

California’s Most Popular Nude Resort, Rancho Genitalia, Has Been Sold For $37.4 Million

BIRTHDAY SUIT, California – (Satire News) – The most famous nude resort in the nation has just been sold for an amazing $37.4 million. Rancho Genitalia, which is located just north of Tarzana, was originally built in April of 2013, by Playboy Mag…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo’s crack reporter Fajita San Guacamole is reporting that former lovebirds, Jen & Ben, were spotted drinking avocado margaritas and munching on El Machote Fiery Hot Corn Chips down in sunn…

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Funny story: Alex Rodriguez Pays $4,000 For Jennifer Lopez To Get An Ass Tattoo

Alex Rodriguez Pays $4,000 For Jennifer Lopez To Get An Ass Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the sexiest celebrities in America has just revealed that her New Year’s resolution was to get a brand new tattoo on her ample ass. Jennifer Lopez told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle that her fiancé,…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Apologizes For The Nude Photos

Jennifer Lopez Apologizes For The Nude Photos

RENO, Nevada – (Satire News) – Jennifer Lopez, has just apologized to all of her fans, her family, her ex-husbands, and to her Bronx priest, Father Paco. J.Lo told Kitty Segovia, with the iNews Agency, that an unscrupulous bisexual hairstylist ma…

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Funny story: A Near-Nude Jennifer Lopez Steals the American Music Awards Show

A Near-Nude Jennifer Lopez Steals the American Music Awards Show

LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) – This year's "AMA Show" was broadcast live from the Microsoft Ctrl-Alt-Delete Theater in downtown Hollywood. It was hosted by Taraji P. Henson, co-inventor of the Jim Henson Muppets. Most entertainment media pu…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Says She Loves Making Love, Music, and Money

Jennifer Lopez Says She Loves Making Love, Music, and Money

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - J-Lo appeared on Kelly Clarkson’s talk show, and said that she and her boyfriend, Alex Rodriguez, and their combined four kids, are doing fine sheltering-in-place in their luxurious Bronx mansion . Jennifer told Kel…

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Funny story: The Gorgeously Sexy Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Agree to be Co-Directors of Joe Biden’s Left Coast Presidential Campaign

The Gorgeously Sexy Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Agree to be Co-Directors of Joe Biden’s Left Coast Presidential Campaign

LOS ANGELES – (Spoof News) - Jennifer Lopez and her Super Bowl halftime show fellow performer, Shakira, recently met with Joe Biden at the La Brea Tar Pits Convention Center. The two hot Latina entertainers told USA Today that they have agreed to…

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