Hoss Bowman Cooter Skruggs here, old timey Country and Western super star. I was on the Spoof the other day, right after I was out front of the Trump Tower waiting for the big man to exit the limo and walk proudly into the courthouse. Well, sir…
What do these people have in common: Björn & Benny, Agnetha & Anni-Frid? They’re sexy and they’re ABBA! Never mind their movies and musicals based on their songs, now the Swedish supergroup have thought up a new idea for making their so…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of the sexiest women in the entire country has just informed Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole that the procedure she recently had done on her beautiful butt (her words) was a total success. Jennifer Lo…
LAREDO, Texas – (Satire News) – The United States Department of Immigration and Customs has pretty much seen it all as far as individuals trying to smuggle illegal drugs into the U.S. Laredo Sector Director Melody G. Ventinberry, 43, reported that…
AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The biggest corporation in the entire world has just announced that they will soon be marketing the world’s very first portable bidet. The PB, as Jeff Bezos has pegged it, (no pun intended) will be roughly the size…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The word coming out of Madison Avenue is that the Preparation H Corporation has just signed the twice-impeached, one-term former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to be the official face of Preparation H. A spoke…
TORONTO, Canada – (Satire News) – The Detroit Mirror newspaper is reporting that one of the world’s greatest contortionist has met with a rather unusual injury. Georgio The Great, considered even better than the Great Gilda, who could literally en…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the sexiest celebrities in America has just revealed that her New Year’s resolution was to get a brand new tattoo on her ample ass. Jennifer Lopez told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle that her fiancé,…
The Seattle consumer computer goods fair was treated to the rare sight of the President of Google dropping her pants to showcase the tech giant's latest product, the BS900, which is designed to scratch the user’s bottom. The robot will not have a nam…
Washington DC/ Ms. Scarfo Brick of the COWVID19 task-force explained to a subdued, masked, gagged, bedraggled, whipped and bound gaggle of reporters in the Rose Garden today that it was COVID19 that killed all those folks recently In Beirut. She e…
Geoff Shitter, 47, of Bishop's Prepuce, wiped his arse clean with toilet paper today, after taking a large dump. "Ooh, it were right satisfying," said the unemployed logger. "I barely had to squeeze at all." He said that the large turd dropped out…
As anybody who has ever rode a racing bike over a long distance will know, getting a red-hot, saddle sore bum belongs to the pleasure! However, one ageing racing bike rider in Holland, during a marathon 165 km trip, found the ride not so pleasurab…
It was a quiet Tuesday afternoon in a tea room in Chaffinch St Cock, when a disheveled man entered with his garments loose and improper. His trousers only came up to the bottom part of his buttock cheeks, and his patterned blue and red underpants wer…
Here are some interesting facts you might not know about your anus. Your anus is the coldest place in the solar system. Your anus is tilted at 98 degrees. Your anus has its own atmosphere. Your anus is made up largely of ammonia and metha...
Shangri-La, Tibet—Asked what he would expect in a successor if the next dalai lama were female, the current Dalai Lama said, “She would have to be attractive to me, because, for me, in a woman, beauty is more important than brains.” He then giggl...
San Francisco, CA (UPU) Scientists here have modeled the first smartass phone. Butt dialing has reached a new level as demonstrated by models walking the catwalk here, wearing nothing but the totally flexible phone screens covering strategic body...
Berkeley, CA - The Gilipollas Clinic, according to BLM activists here, is awash with clients getting penis darkening laser treatments. Ironically the opposite is happening in Thailand As reported here. Here in Berkeley, pale members of BLM are...
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