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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Reveals The Latest Sexy Scuttlebutt About Her Erotic Butt

Jennifer Lopez Reveals The Latest Sexy Scuttlebutt About Her Erotic Butt

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of the sexiest women in the entire country has just informed Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole that the procedure she recently had done on her beautiful butt (her words) was a total success. Jennifer Lo…

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Funny story: U.S. Customs Officers In Laredo Discover 9 Pounds of Marijuana In a Woman’s Fake Ass

U.S. Customs Officers In Laredo Discover 9 Pounds of Marijuana In a Woman’s Fake Ass

LAREDO, Texas – (Satire News) – The United States Department of Immigration and Customs has pretty much seen it all as far as individuals trying to smuggle illegal drugs into the U.S. Laredo Sector Director Melody G. Ventinberry, 43, reported that…

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk, Inc., To Develop The World’s First Portable Bidet

Bezos-Musk, Inc., To Develop The World’s First Portable Bidet

AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The biggest corporation in the entire world has just announced that they will soon be marketing the world’s very first portable bidet. The PB, as Jeff Bezos has pegged it, (no pun intended) will be roughly the size…

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Become The Spokesperson For Preparation H

Donald Trump To Become The Spokesperson For Preparation H

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The word coming out of Madison Avenue is that the Preparation H Corporation has just signed the twice-impeached, one-term former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to be the official face of Preparation H. A spoke…

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Funny story: A Canadian Contortionist Somehow Ends Up With His Tonsils Up His Ass

A Canadian Contortionist Somehow Ends Up With His Tonsils Up His Ass

TORONTO, Canada – (Satire News) – The Detroit Mirror newspaper is reporting that one of the world’s greatest contortionist has met with a rather unusual injury. Georgio The Great, considered even better than the Great Gilda, who could literally en…

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Funny story: Alex Rodriguez Pays $4,000 For Jennifer Lopez To Get An Ass Tattoo

Alex Rodriguez Pays $4,000 For Jennifer Lopez To Get An Ass Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the sexiest celebrities in America has just revealed that her New Year’s resolution was to get a brand new tattoo on her ample ass. Jennifer Lopez told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle that her fiancé,…

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Funny story: Google releases robot which will scratch your butt

Google releases robot which will scratch your butt

The Seattle consumer computer goods fair was treated to the rare sight of the President of Google dropping her pants to showcase the tech giant's latest product, the BS900, which is designed to scratch the user’s bottom. The robot will not have a nam…

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Funny story: Beirut explosion victums die of COVID19

Beirut explosion victums die of COVID19

Washington DC/ Ms. Scarfo Brick of the COWVID19 task-force explained to a subdued, masked, gagged, bedraggled, whipped and bound gaggle of reporters in the Rose Garden today that it was COVID19 that killed all those folks recently In Beirut. She e…

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Funny story: Man wiped arse

Man wiped arse

Geoff Shitter, 47, of Bishop's Prepuce, wiped his arse clean with toilet paper today, after taking a large dump. "Ooh, it were right satisfying," said the unemployed logger. "I barely had to squeeze at all." He said that the large turd dropped out…

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Funny story: Ageing racing bike rider arrested on kiddies playground for greasing his sore butt!

Ageing racing bike rider arrested on kiddies playground for greasing his sore butt!

As anybody who has ever rode a racing bike over a long distance will know, getting a red-hot, saddle sore bum belongs to the pleasure! However, one ageing racing bike rider in Holland, during a marathon 165 km trip, found the ride not so pleasurab…

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Funny story: Man wore trousers half-way down his arse

Man wore trousers half-way down his arse

It was a quiet Tuesday afternoon in a tea room in Chaffinch St Cock, when a disheveled man entered with his garments loose and improper. His trousers only came up to the bottom part of his buttock cheeks, and his patterned blue and red underpants wer…

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Funny story: Facts about your anus

Facts about your anus

Here are some interesting facts you might not know about your anus. Your anus is the coldest place in the solar system. Your anus is tilted at 98 degrees. Your anus has its own atmosphere. Your anus is made up largely of ammonia and metha...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama admits he's a “sexist pig”

Dalai Lama admits he's a “sexist pig”

Shangri-La, Tibet—Asked what he would expect in a successor if the next dalai lama were female, the current Dalai Lama said, “She would have to be attractive to me, because, for me, in a woman, beauty is more important than brains.” He then giggl...

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Funny story: Scientists announce first underwearable smartass phone

Scientists announce first underwearable smartass phone

San Francisco, CA (UPU) Scientists here have modeled the first smartass phone. Butt dialing has reached a new level as demonstrated by models walking the catwalk here, wearing nothing but the totally flexible phone screens covering strategic body...

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Funny story: Penis blackening laser treatments the rage at Berkeley

Penis blackening laser treatments the rage at Berkeley

Berkeley, CA - The Gilipollas Clinic, according to BLM activists here, is awash with clients getting penis darkening laser treatments. Ironically the opposite is happening in Thailand As reported here. Here in Berkeley, pale members of BLM are...

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Funny story: Big ag has cross bred chickens with Dolly Parton

Big ag has cross bred chickens with Dolly Parton

Big Bend, TX - Scientists working with big agriculture have increased chicken breast size Texas style. The mutant chickens resulting from the work, according to local farmer Culo Gordo, are increasing profits by 126 percent. According to our sci...

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Funny story: Can the Internet Cause Hip Problems?

Can the Internet Cause Hip Problems?

Winston-Salem, NC [PP] -- Doctors at Wake Forest Medical Center are perplexed at a sudden increase of problems in patients buttocks. They blame the Internet for the cause, based on the reports of some patients. "I was just laughing away while mess...

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