SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – President Trump says that he is starting to feel like a fucking pinata because every time he turns around he is getting clobbered.
The latest Trumptard clobbering is credited to Twitter, which has just made it known that Trump’s twitter ban, will now be extended for 21 more years.
A Twitter spokesperson, Rex D. McPebble, 51, told Margarita Mixx with the Wild Whispers News Agency that the lying, predatorial racist will be 96 when his Twitter ban is lifted.
McPebble then quickly pointed out that in 2043, the ban could be extended even for more years – depending on Trump’s attitude, which Las Vegas oddsmakers are banking will be as horribly fucked up as it has always been.
Meanwhile, Trump ass-kisser, Sean Hannity told Anderson Cooper that the fucking chickens have once again come home to roost.
To which Cooper responded by saying, “Cock-a-doodle-doo motherfucker!” ■
