MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) - The former first lady, Melania Trump, was sitting on the floor of her master bedroom, wearing a pink halter top, a pair of tight-fitting Daisy Duke short shorts, and a pair of expensive imported white, high back strap Italian sandals.
The beautifully tanned Slovenian native with the long slender legs that go all the way up to her breasts, had granted a rare interview to Ashburn Wasabi, a reporter with the Omnium Gatherum News Agency.
Mrs. Trump told Wasabi of her love for growing Rhode Island Red Roses, baking fried Twinkies, and making her own salt.
She then touched on her former modeling career which included modeling skimpy bikini swimsuits, open cup bras, sexy string bikini panties, and 6-inch stiletto high heels.
Talk soon got around to her husband, and Melania quickly stopped Wasabi, telling him that lately, whenever she talks about her racist husband, she ends up vomiting within 12 seconds.
She then smiled and said that one thing she learned about her husband (The Trumptard) is that he has dozens and dozens of weird, sick sex fetishes.
When pressed to reveal some, she nodded her head and politely declined.
Then as Wasabi got ready to move on to another subject, Melania whispered that Donaldo has a weird obsession with taking a black magic marker and painting a smiley face on the tip of his undersized penis (bibidy boo).
Melania laughed as she said that it’s really cute the way “Shit-For-Brains” (DJT) then makes the smiley face’s tiny, little, bitty mouth move.
SIDENOTE: Wasabi thanked Mrs. Trump for her interview and started to leave. She told him to wait and she stood up and exited the room. A few minutes later she returned with the Daisy Duke short shorts that she had been wearing during the interview, and she graciously handed them to him in appreciation for all his kindness towards her over the years.
