DETROIT – (Satire News) – The twice-impeached former occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue was in Detroit, getting an estimate on having stomach liposuction.
The Daily Dirt’s Stormy Coin said she spoke with his liposuctionist, who told her that old “Orange Balls” had come in for an estimate 3 weeks ago.
The suctionist, as those who perform liposuction are called, said that the Nazi’s liposuction estimate bill came out to $2,905, which he has yet to pay.
She noted that the Trumptard was told that the procedure to remove 97 pounds of fucking fat from his stomach will be done with him under full anesthesia.
He asked why and he was told because the surgeons and the nurses do not want to have to put up with his whining, crying, bitching, and fuckin’ lying about how he really won the election, which everyone including his base and his pussy-whipped GOP senators and congressmen, know is nothing but a crock of repetitive bullshit.
SIDENOTE: The procedure will be performed at Detroit’s St. Muffler Liposuction Hospital, and the director of the hospital has said that Trump will have to pay the total amount, which is estimated to be in the neighborhood of $153,000, before they even remove half an ounce of his racist fat.