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Funny story: Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Become Known as The Puerto Rican Linda Lovelace, The Infamous Porn Actress, Who Starred in The X-Rated Hard-Core Film "Deep Throat"

Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Become Known as The Puerto Rican Linda Lovelace, The Infamous Porn Actress, Who Starred in The X-Rated Hard-Core Film "Deep Throat"

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle, reports that Donald Trump Jr’s., girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, traveled to Tennessee to visit an ex-boyfriend, who owes her $13,805. While there she spoke at a ral…

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Funny story: McDonalds Following Wendy’s Lead Will Open 900 “Ghost Kitchens”

McDonalds Following Wendy’s Lead Will Open 900 “Ghost Kitchens”

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Like Bob Dylan sang many decades ago, ‘the times they are a-changing.’ And the fast food industry can certainly attest to that as McDonalds has just followed Wendy’s lead, and they have announced that they will be opening…

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Funny story: Kimberly Guilfoyle Denies The Rumor That She Has Cellulite On Her Ovaries

Kimberly Guilfoyle Denies The Rumor That She Has Cellulite On Her Ovaries

PORT-au-PRINCE, Haiti – (Satire News) – Kimmy Guilfoyle and her Trump boyfriend, Donnie Jr., were vacationing down on Port-au-Prince's' La Isla De Las Papayas Beach, when she was asked by a reporter with Hollywood Innuendo about her ovaries issue.

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson Is Denying The Recent Counterfeiting Charges

Tucker Carlson Is Denying The Recent Counterfeiting Charges

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – The fella who knocked King Sean Hannity out of the Fox News #1 spot, has remarked that he totally denies all of the recent rumors that he was caught with $35,000 in counterfeit $5 bills. Carlson told Ipso Facto New…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Is Very, Very Depressed Because Her Daddy Will Soon Be Wearing An Orange Jumpsuit

Ivanka Trump Is Very, Very Depressed Because Her Daddy Will Soon Be Wearing An Orange Jumpsuit

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – A Trump insider has expressed that Donald Trump’s favorite offspring, is in an extremely depressed state. The close family friend said that he’s known Ivanka for 33 years, ever since she was a little girl of 6. He not…

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Funny story: Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene Both Agree That VP Kamala Harris is Actually Swedish

Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene Both Agree That VP Kamala Harris is Actually Swedish

DETROIT – (Satire News) – Marjorie Taylor Greene accompanied her all-time hero and fantasy crush Donald J. Trump to the Carburetor Coliseum in Detroit for a pre-2024 campaign rally. A reporter with Detroit’s Channel 71 Eye-Spectator News estimated…

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Funny story: Trump Secretly Slithered Back Into Washington, D.C. Under Cover of The Night

Trump Secretly Slithered Back Into Washington, D.C. Under Cover of The Night

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Unconfirmed reports state that the former Divider-in-Chief snuck back into Washington, D.C. under the cover of night to pick up some things he had stored in a storage unit facility. Unnamed sources say that Trump…

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Funny story: Vanessa Trump snags Secret Service guy to beat on Eric and Don Jr.

Vanessa Trump snags Secret Service guy to beat on Eric and Don Jr.

At first people assumed Vanessa Trump was just looking for a fling with an actual human male. But it soon became apparent she had more on her mind. Now we know she had a couple of objectives. Number 1 was to get herself a man, and she succeeded.

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Has Been Forced Into Rehab

Ivanka Trump Has Been Forced Into Rehab

PISCATAWAY, New Jersey – (Satire News) – iRumors has stated that the President’s favorite child, Ivanka, has been forced into rehab. Ivanka's husband, the sissified, Jared Kushner, told iRumors that he had to forcibly carry the 6-foot-tall, middle…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr. Has The Trumpapalooza Virus – And Guess Who He’s Blaming?

Donald Trump Jr. Has The Trumpapalooza Virus – And Guess Who He’s Blaming?

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News has put out that with Donnie Jr. now infected with his dad’s COVID-19 virus, he now makes the number of White House residents, staffers, and ass-kissers who have contacted the dreaded disease at 83,…

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Funny story: Kimberly Guilfoyle Says That Her Boyfriend Donald Jr. is So Depressed She’s Afraid He May Do Some Hard-Core Drugs

Kimberly Guilfoyle Says That Her Boyfriend Donald Jr. is So Depressed She’s Afraid He May Do Some Hard-Core Drugs

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Kimberly Guilfoyle, the piece of ass, who broke up Donald Trump Jr’s., marriage, was in the Big Apple getting her hair done, her nails manicured and pedicured, and her hooha Brazilian waxed. She was asked by a repor…

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Funny story: The President Secretly Tells Son Barron That He May Launch a Missile Towards China Just To Stir Things Up

The President Secretly Tells Son Barron That He May Launch a Missile Towards China Just To Stir Things Up

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One of the Secret Service agents assigned to protect 14-year-old Barron Trump has said that he is very concerned with the President’s mental state. The unnamed agent commented that Trump is doing some really stra…

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Funny story: President Trump Campaigns in Pennsylvania and Calls Dr. Fauci, Senator Sasse, and Tucker Carlson Idiots

President Trump Campaigns in Pennsylvania and Calls Dr. Fauci, Senator Sasse, and Tucker Carlson Idiots

QUAKER OATS, Pennsylvania – (Political Satire) – A White House source reveals that Trump is getting crazier and crazier with each passing day. The source told iNews, the president cannot stand that millions of his supporters are now starting to se…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says That The President is Now Having to Use Two Hands To Brush His Teeth

Melania Trump Says That The President is Now Having to Use Two Hands To Brush His Teeth

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The first lady confided to her future step-daughter-in-law that she is becoming more and more worried about the President. Melania told Kimberly Guilfoyle that she has noticed that Donald is now having to use bot…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Plays a Round of Golf in Honor of President Daddy

Ivanka Trump Plays a Round of Golf in Honor of President Daddy

BEDMINSTER, New Jersey – (Sports Story) – ESPN-4 was at the President's Bedminster Golf Course when his daughter, Ivanka, teed off. The statuesque blonde was feeling very sad after having talked to her father, who told her that he was extremely de…

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Funny story: The Trump Women Say That Coronavirus Masks Are So Ugly

The Trump Women Say That Coronavirus Masks Are So Ugly

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – All of the Trump women sat mask-less at the recent presidential debate. Cameras caught Melania, Ivanka, Tiffany, Lara, and Kimberly (Guilfoyle), not wearing their masks, and looking like the cats that ate the ca…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr. Has Been Told By His Daddy To Break Up with Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle or He’s Out of The Will

Donald Trump Jr. Has Been Told By His Daddy To Break Up with Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle or He’s Out of The Will

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily is reporting that Kimberly Guilfoyle is in tears after learning that her boo’s daddy has told him to dump her ass. It appears that the President has told Junior that he better dump that big-haired…

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