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Funny story: President Trump Campaigns in Pennsylvania and Calls Dr. Fauci, Senator Sasse, and Tucker Carlson Idiots

President Trump Campaigns in Pennsylvania and Calls Dr. Fauci, Senator Sasse, and Tucker Carlson Idiots

QUAKER OATS, Pennsylvania – (Political Satire) – A White House source reveals that Trump is getting crazier and crazier with each passing day. The source told iNews, the president cannot stand that millions of his supporters are now starting to se…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says That The President is Now Having to Use Two Hands To Brush His Teeth

Melania Trump Says That The President is Now Having to Use Two Hands To Brush His Teeth

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The first lady confided to her future step-daughter-in-law that she is becoming more and more worried about the President. Melania told Kimberly Guilfoyle that she has noticed that Donald is now having to use bot…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Plays a Round of Golf in Honor of President Daddy

Ivanka Trump Plays a Round of Golf in Honor of President Daddy

BEDMINSTER, New Jersey – (Sports Story) – ESPN-4 was at the President's Bedminster Golf Course when his daughter, Ivanka, teed off. The statuesque blonde was feeling very sad after having talked to her father, who told her that he was extremely de…

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Funny story: The Trump Women Say That Coronavirus Masks Are So Ugly

The Trump Women Say That Coronavirus Masks Are So Ugly

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – All of the Trump women sat mask-less at the recent presidential debate. Cameras caught Melania, Ivanka, Tiffany, Lara, and Kimberly (Guilfoyle), not wearing their masks, and looking like the cats that ate the ca…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr. Has Been Told By His Daddy To Break Up with Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle or He’s Out of The Will

Donald Trump Jr. Has Been Told By His Daddy To Break Up with Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle or He’s Out of The Will

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily is reporting that Kimberly Guilfoyle is in tears after learning that her boo’s daddy has told him to dump her ass. It appears that the President has told Junior that he better dump that big-haired…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr., Denies He Was on Drugs - Says It Was Just Good Old-Fashioned Trumpian Pride

Donald Trump Jr., Denies He Was on Drugs - Says It Was Just Good Old-Fashioned Trumpian Pride

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - After several late night comedians suggested that Donald Trump Jr., delivered his convention speech while high on Peruvian Marching Dust, he angrily remarked that it was not cocaine, it was just good old-fashioned T…

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Said She Watched the Republican National Convention and She Counted a Total of 903 Lies

Miley Cyrus Said She Watched the Republican National Convention and She Counted a Total of 903 Lies

WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - The former star of the Disney Channel’s “Hannah Montana” remarked to Entertainment Tonight that she decided to watch the opening night of the Republican National Convention. The convention was sponsored in part by…

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Funny story: Kimberly Guilfoyle and Boyfriend Donald Trump Jr. Caught in Some Hanky-Panky Backstage at the Republican Convention

Kimberly Guilfoyle and Boyfriend Donald Trump Jr. Caught in Some Hanky-Panky Backstage at the Republican Convention

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - The Republican National Convention kicked off in D.C.’s Melonhead Auditorium with semi-fanfare. CNN’s Jake Tapper noted that he has seen more excitement at a pap smear clinic. He noted that Kimberly Guilfoyle an…

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Funny story: An Angry President Trump Tells The NCAA That If They Cancel The Collegiate Football Season, He Will Cut-Off Millions of Dollars in Needed Funding

An Angry President Trump Tells The NCAA That If They Cancel The Collegiate Football Season, He Will Cut-Off Millions of Dollars in Needed Funding

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) - The NCAA powers that be are considering cancelling the entire collegiate football season. The president is telling his advisers that Saturday college pigskin football is as traditionally American as him being a…

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Funny story: Kanye West Says That He Has Received 793,702 Threats Since He Announced He's Running for President

Kanye West Says That He Has Received 793,702 Threats Since He Announced He's Running for President

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) Kanye West, the self-proclaimed greatest American performer, told a reporter for USA Today that, since announcing his candidacy for the highest office in the land, he has received close to 800,000 threats. He pointed out…

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Funny story: President Trump’s Campaign is Illegally Funneling Millions to Two Women

President Trump’s Campaign is Illegally Funneling Millions to Two Women

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - Investigators with the Cosmos Illegal Doings Investigating Commission have stumbled upon what could possibly end up being one of the greatest money-laundering schemes since the days of Al Capone. The CIDIC found th…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Jr’s., Girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Just Tested Positive For the Coronavirus

Donald Trump Jr’s., Girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Just Tested Positive For the Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The entire Trump klan has refused to wear the medical masks like every intelligent human being in the nation is doing. DJT thinks that he is immune, simply because he is rich, handsome, a Republican, and the Electoral College pr…

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Funny story: The White House Shoots Down Melania’s “Be Nice” Program

The White House Shoots Down Melania’s “Be Nice” Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A source inside the White House has revealed that Melania Trump is furious at having had her new personal program shot down by the White House staff. The first lady recently talked to her BFF, Meghan Markle, and the former Duche...

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Funny story: Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Privately Said That if Donald Trump Wasn’t Married She’d be All Over Him Like Cheese on Macaroni

Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Privately Said That if Donald Trump Wasn’t Married She’d be All Over Him Like Cheese on Macaroni

SAN FRANCISCO – Kimberly Guilfoyle was visiting old friends in “The Golden Gate City.” She was asked by a reporter with Telemundo about her romantic involvement with Donnie Trump Jr. She said that he hates being called Donnie because it makes...

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Funny story: President Trump is Getting Ready to Blame the Upcoming Hurricane Season on President Obama

President Trump is Getting Ready to Blame the Upcoming Hurricane Season on President Obama

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – A close friend of an employee of Trump’s Dixie White House, said that the president has become totally obsessed with blaming everything he can on former president, Barack Obama. Trump’s latest deflecting strategy reportedly k...

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Funny story: President Trump Tells Middle Son Eric to Stop Lying so Much

President Trump Tells Middle Son Eric to Stop Lying so Much

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has told the news media that President Trump is very upset with his second son, Eric. Erico, as he is called by his step-mom, Melania, recently told a sports magazine that he had gone to Africa and shot 16...

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Funny story: The Miss USA Pageant Says The Show Will Go On, But Adds That All 50 Contestants Will Compete Wearing Wet Suits

The Miss USA Pageant Says The Show Will Go On, But Adds That All 50 Contestants Will Compete Wearing Wet Suits

MIAMI BEACH, Florida - The Miss USA Pageant officials have said that there are no plans to cancel or postpone this year's beauty contest. The pageant producers stated that they just have way too much money invested in the show to just simply say ‘...

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