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Sodden Carnival makes Notting Hill Revellers proud to be British

Funny story: Sodden Carnival makes Notting Hill Revellers proud to be British

Sunday's wash out on the streets of Notting Hill brought the true spirit of Being British out in full force. A man dressed in a bin bag told us, "It's what it's all about, innit? Carnival's not all about colour, music, celebration and creativity. We...

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Carnival Workers Fight Mandatory Shower Rule

BILLINGSGATE POST: While the average American male worker takes a daily shower or bath to refresh himself and also rid himself of pesty parasites, dangling dingle berries and pungent odors that might effect his love life deleteriously, carnival work...

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German witches cook their soup with human limbs!

Funny story: German witches cook their soup with human limbs!

The medieval practice of burning witches on the steak (I know how to spell the real one, but I wrote it like this to annoy vegans!), drowning them in the local well, or hanging them outside of castle walls in cages to be pecked alive by blackbirds is...

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Siamese Twins Win City Council Seat

Funny story: Siamese Twins Win City Council Seat

Lisa and Liza Kozominsky's parents always told them they could do anything they wanted, and these spunky sisters did just that by winning a City Council seat in Piginpoke Mississippi. Running on a "The KKK Wasn't That Bad" platform, the sisters, j...

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The Duck Dynasty Clan Offered A Job Touring With America's Biggest Carnival

Funny story: The Duck Dynasty Clan Offered A Job Touring With America's Biggest Carnival

WATERLOO, Iowa - The Iowa based Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival is the oldest and largest in the United States. The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency stated that it is even older that The Buffalo Jeffrey & Chief...

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Bernanke's farewell: 'switch Capitalism with Carnivalism'

Funny story: Bernanke's farewell: 'switch Capitalism with Carnivalism'

Washington, DC - Americans won't have Capitalism to kick around anymore. The economic system that built the nation is calling it quits, scheduled to retire next month, when Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke steps down. In an impromptu news conference, sta...

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The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival (Part 1)

Funny story: The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival (Part 1)

WATERLOO, Iowa - The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival is the oldest in the United States. It is even older that The Buffalo Jeffrey & Chief Crazy Cow Traveling Sideshow & Carnival. The carnival's owner and director of operations Phineas Fitch was recently interviewed by Redwood Fingerboo of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle. Mr. Fitch was asked how many...

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The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival (Part 2)

Funny story: The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival (Part 2)

Redwood Fingerboo with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle interviewed Phineas Fitch, the owner and director of operations for The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival, which is the oldest carnival in the entire United States. Mr. Fitch stated that they introduced their newest carnival ride on Columbus Day, 2011, in Columbus, Ohio. He said that the ride is a cousin to...

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Cruise Line Offers Bygone Era Of Sailing

Funny story: Cruise Line Offers Bygone Era Of Sailing

Medieval Cruise Lines initial public offering of preferred stock has been met with widespread joy by vacationers and by investors alike. Its shares closed fifty percent higher than the initial asking price and it has fully booked all of its cruise...

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Don't Fry for Me Argentina

Funny story: Don't Fry for Me Argentina

Following one of the longest and largest Carnival celebrations this year, filled with fried pastries and deep fried potatoes and meats, the Argentinean Medical Board is urging all residents to make healthier food choices during Lent. Commenting on...

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Dutch society grinds to a halt as masked, fancy-dressed carnivalists get totally pi++ed!

Funny story: Dutch society grinds to a halt as masked, fancy-dressed carnivalists get totally pi++ed!

Holland, being a very small, flat nation has ground to a halt at the beginning of the carnival season as millions of hair-brained Dutch people stormed the city and town centres, totally pissed and high. This annual event of over-joyful dancing, bo...

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Isle of Wight News - All The Fun of the Unfair

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - All The Fun of the Unfair

With the Isle of Wight Festival gathering all of the headlines at the moment, the Ventnor Carnival and Funfair has failed to hit the spotlight yet again. "We've had a carnival and funfair every year for the past three hundred and ninety two years,...

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Chaos as Angry Mob Torches Cruise Ship -- Now Marching to Washington

Funny story: Chaos as Angry Mob Torches Cruise Ship -- Now Marching to Washington

(San Diego, CA) - An angry mob of protestors set fire to the stricken cruise ship, Carnal Splendor, after it docked here on Thursday. Hundreds of thousands of agitated Cruise Passengers' Rights activists stormed the pier, overpowering security guard...

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SPAM Saves Carnival Cruise Ship

Funny story: SPAM Saves Carnival Cruise Ship

Rescuing dead-in-the-water Carnival Cruise ship 'Splendor', US aircraft carrier Ronald Reagan was quick to offer much needed food and water staples including copious amounts of SPAM, while the ailing ship was towed back to American shores. While t...

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Carnival Splendor Fire!

Funny story: Carnival Splendor Fire!

(Somewhere off the coast of Mexico) - Vowing to protect passengers from harassment by Mexican vagrants and vigilantes, the captain refused to give the order to abandon ship. Instead thousands of passengers will continue to enjoy a "magical cruise ex...

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Isle of Wight News - Ventnor Childrens Festival in Doubt

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Ventnor Childrens Festival in Doubt

Tomorrow (Wednesday) is the Ventnor Children's Carnival, that point in the Isle of Wight's social calendar that all children on the island look forward to, coming into Ventnor from as far away as Shanklin and Sandford. This year's was set to be th...

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Carnival Workers Fight Mandatory Shower Rule

Funny story: Carnival Workers Fight Mandatory Shower Rule

While the average American male worker takes a daily shower or bath to refresh himself and also rid himself of pesty parasites, dangling dingle berries and pungent odors that might effect his love life deleteriously, carnival workers are furious that...

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Nobody's Going to Scarborough Fair

Funny story: Nobody's Going to Scarborough Fair

Ticketmaster has reported that, according to ticket sales, nobody is going to Scarborough Fair. While many people have asked each other, "Are You Going To Scarborough Fair?", no one is reported to have answered in the affirmative. Additionally, v...

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