CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – Cleveland’s Eye-Spectator News Channel 91 reports there is a woman who works as a cocktail waitress who has just found out that she has an amazing talent.
Lea Jo Skeggy, who is 27 years old, says she recently discovered that her vagina can yodel. She said she first discovered it a week ago when she and her live-in boyfriend, Dilbert Mackle, 19, were engaging in some hot-and-heavy carnalistic knowledge.
Skeggy said that halfway into the sex act, her muffin started yodeling. Her boyfriend immediately stopped the boom-booming session, and just sat and listened attentively.
Lea Jo commented that the yodeling actually brought tears to Dilbert’s eyes, as he recalled watching movies starring Roy Rogers, who was known as the King of the Yodeling Cowboys, with his grandpa.
She remarked that she had never heard of Roy Rogers, but mentioned that she had heard of Clint Eastwood, the Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin’ Band, and Dolly Parton.
Dilbert immediately called up his mother and told her about his girlfriend’s new-found beaver yodeling talent. At first, she was a bit skeptical, but soon suggested that he sign her up to appear on America’s Got Talent.
As of press time, Lea Jo and Dilbert are still awaiting word from AGT.