A gynecologist in Reno, Nevada recently purchased a Civil War commemorative cannonball for $14 at a local flea market. He figured that he would put it on the table in the waiting room of his clinic, where it would be a nice conversation piece.
PHILADELPHIA - (Satire News) - A Hooters waitress who was born and bred in the "City of Brotherly Love," has just been named by The Philadelphia Liberty Ledger newspaper as having the "Prettiest & Sexiet Lips In Pennsylvania." Gina Dakotawood,…
MUNCIE, Indiana – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper has just noted that a resident of Muncie, Indiana has been found to have 14 ovaries. Gynecologist Dr. Simon S. Sezsenwax, a native of Helsinki, Finland, has informed the American S…
RENO, Nevada – (Satire News) – A doctor in Reno has just informed BuzzFuzz that one of his patients (whose name he refused to release) has an astoundingly amazing 3 G-spots. Dr. Clement P. Pushmuffin, 64, said that in his 37 years in the female in…
NUUK, Greenland - (Satire News) – One of the world’s leading gynecologists has just made an amazing discovery that will have millions and millions of women all over the world smiling from ear-to-ear. Dr. Petrov P. Vinalabinio, who knows more abou…
PARIS, France – (Satire News) – One of Europe’s leading men’s magazine’s Vagin Illustrated has just done a story on a woman who works at Seins Restaurant, which is the French equivalent of America’s Hooters Restaurant. The woman named Lea Mia Poup…
LAS VEGAS – (Celebrity Satire) – Celine Dion has just admitted that, yes, it’s true, she is now down to 67 pounds. The Canadian songbird remarked that she has been border-line anorexic since 2007, and just since September, she has become totally a…
CLEVELAND – The iRumors News Agency is reporting that a doctor who has been practicing for 17 years has been proven to be a quack. Dr. Lancelot P. Nippaletti, had passed himself off as a gynecologist and, more specifically, a G-spot doctor for a...
HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers recently visited her gynecologist and found out that her boobs are both malfunctioning. Rivers was shocked to hear that, since she had no idea that at her age (80) her boobs had any function whatsoever other than to hold up...
LOS ANGELES - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Demi Lovato is really taking the cancellation of Simon Cowell's X-Factor pretty hard. Demi appeared as one of the show's judges for two seasons. She had recently stated that being on the show he...
BEVERLY HILLS - The Queen of Country Music, Dolly Parton flew to Los Angeles to see about getting an estimate on a personal female procedure. After she left the office of Dr. Duffy F. Elderfunk, who is regarded as The Gynecologist to The Stars, sh...
SAVANNAH, Georgia - The Paula Deen Three Ring Circus continues to go on and on and on. After losing dozens of her sponsors and advertisers as well as her show, the Southern cooking gal has just fired her agent. Deen said that she feels that he...
BEVERLY HILLS - Nina Dobrev, star of The Vampire Diaries went to see Dr. Duffy F. Elderfunk for her yearly check up. Dr. Elderfunk who is considered The Gynecologist to the Stars informed Miss Dobrev that everything checked out fine. "Even my h...
NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Katie Holmes says that she is just not the same since she divorced Tom Cruise. The friend who did not want to give her name but did give her nickname; Salsa, said that she is really concerned for her friend. Ka...
MILWAUKEE - Local gynecologist Dr. Wilmer Wigglemeister has practiced in Milwaukee for the past 19 years. But lately he had noticed a drop in the number of patients he was seeing. He talked to fellow local gynecologists and learned that their b...
MILWAUKEE - A Wisconsin gynecologist named Dr. Ashburn B. Bixbocker has found a novel way to increase his sagging number of patients. The Milwaukee doctor consulted a consulting firm and he was told to install a slot machine in his waiting room.
SHERMAN OAKS, California - Dr. Kerwin P. Differdinski, a gynecologist in Sherman Oaks, California has found a unique way to attract new customers and to keep the ones he already has. Dr. Differdinski, 43, recently stated that the number of tubal l...
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