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Funny story: Celine Dion Says She’s Down to 67 Pounds

Celine Dion Says She’s Down to 67 Pounds

LAS VEGAS – (Celebrity Satire) – Celine Dion has just admitted that, yes, it’s true, she is now down to 67 pounds. The Canadian songbird remarked that she has been border-line anorexic since 2007, and just since September, she has become totally a…

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Funny story: A G-Spot Doctor Turns Out to Be a Quack

A G-Spot Doctor Turns Out to Be a Quack

CLEVELAND – The iRumors News Agency is reporting that a doctor who has been practicing for 17 years has been proven to be a quack. Dr. Lancelot P. Nippaletti, had passed himself off as a gynecologist and, more specifically, a G-spot doctor for a...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers To Have A Very Unusual Boobs Procedure

Joan Rivers To Have A Very Unusual Boobs Procedure

HOLLYWOOD - Joan Rivers recently visited her gynecologist and found out that her boobs are both malfunctioning. Rivers was shocked to hear that, since she had no idea that at her age (80) her boobs had any function whatsoever other than to hold up...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Is Devastated Over X-Factor Being Cancelled

Demi Lovato Is Devastated Over X-Factor Being Cancelled

LOS ANGELES - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Demi Lovato is really taking the cancellation of Simon Cowell's X-Factor pretty hard. Demi appeared as one of the show's judges for two seasons. She had recently stated that being on the show he...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Addresses The Burt Reynolds Sex Tape Talk

Dolly Parton Addresses The Burt Reynolds Sex Tape Talk

BEVERLY HILLS - The Queen of Country Music, Dolly Parton flew to Los Angeles to see about getting an estimate on a personal female procedure. After she left the office of Dr. Duffy F. Elderfunk, who is regarded as The Gynecologist to The Stars, sh...

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Funny story: Paula Deen's Husband Is Thinking About Moving To Afghanistan

Paula Deen's Husband Is Thinking About Moving To Afghanistan

SAVANNAH, Georgia - The Paula Deen Three Ring Circus continues to go on and on and on. After losing dozens of her sponsors and advertisers as well as her show, the Southern cooking gal has just fired her agent. Deen said that she feels that he...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Star of The Vampire Diaries Reveals Her Amazing Fantasy

Nina Dobrev Star of The Vampire Diaries Reveals Her Amazing Fantasy

BEVERLY HILLS - Nina Dobrev, star of The Vampire Diaries went to see Dr. Duffy F. Elderfunk for her yearly check up. Dr. Elderfunk who is considered The Gynecologist to the Stars informed Miss Dobrev that everything checked out fine. "Even my h...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes Says She's Lonely And Needs A Boyfriend

Katie Holmes Says She's Lonely And Needs A Boyfriend

NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Katie Holmes says that she is just not the same since she divorced Tom Cruise. The friend who did not want to give her name but did give her nickname; Salsa, said that she is really concerned for her friend. Ka...

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Funny story: The Gambling Gynecologist and The Sound of Money

The Gambling Gynecologist and The Sound of Money

MILWAUKEE - Local gynecologist Dr. Wilmer Wigglemeister has practiced in Milwaukee for the past 19 years. But lately he had noticed a drop in the number of patients he was seeing. He talked to fellow local gynecologists and learned that their b...

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Funny story: The Gynecologist and The Slot Machine

The Gynecologist and The Slot Machine

MILWAUKEE - A Wisconsin gynecologist named Dr. Ashburn B. Bixbocker has found a novel way to increase his sagging number of patients. The Milwaukee doctor consulted a consulting firm and he was told to install a slot machine in his waiting room.

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Funny story: A California Gynecologist Is Offering A Fabulous Free Offer

A California Gynecologist Is Offering A Fabulous Free Offer

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Dr. Kerwin P. Differdinski, a gynecologist in Sherman Oaks, California has found a unique way to attract new customers and to keep the ones he already has. Dr. Differdinski, 43, recently stated that the number of tubal l...

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Funny story: Studies Show Too Much Texting Can Lead To Inverted Nipples

Studies Show Too Much Texting Can Lead To Inverted Nipples

CHICAGO - Recent studies on the mechanics of texting have shown that overdoing it can lead to some serious complications. Professor Verdana Mindy Tenditucker, head of the Anatomical Department at Cottonball State University in Tuscaloosa, Alabama,...

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Funny story: A Noted Gynecologist Has Issued A Very Stern Warning To The Women of Wisconsin

A Noted Gynecologist Has Issued A Very Stern Warning To The Women of Wisconsin

SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - Due to the horrible state of the nation's economy many people are trying to find ways to save money. Some are making their own tomato juice by using one part ketchup to 600 parts water. A couple in New Hampshire rented out t...

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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Gets Her Sarcastic Butt 'Verbally' Kicked By A Female Reporter

Kathy Griffin Gets Her Sarcastic Butt 'Verbally' Kicked By A Female Reporter

LA BREA - Kathy Griffin the star of My Life on The D List recently had an appointment with her gynecologist Dr. Duffy F. Elderfunk. Dr. Elderfunk has an office located two blocks from the famed La Brea Tar Pits. Griffin had gone in to get a cop...

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Funny story: Amanda Bynes, 24, Announces She is Retiring From Acting - Ah Was Amanda Bynes An Actress?

Amanda Bynes, 24, Announces She is Retiring From Acting - Ah Was Amanda Bynes An Actress?

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Amanda Bynes was visiting one of the most well-known attractions in both Dakotas, Mount Rushmore. She pointed out that she is a huge fan of Theodore Roosevelt. She smiled and remarked, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, a...

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Funny story: Learn the art of Gynaecology

Learn the art of Gynaecology

Cash strapped colleges and Universities around the country are developing new courses to attract students in September. "It's simple, we need the money and so classes are now available in almost any subject imaginable," said one college official...

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Funny story: Seven car pile up on the A30 near Okehampton caused by bear (?) 12 Girl Guides injured

Seven car pile up on the A30 near Okehampton caused by bear (?) 12 Girl Guides injured

OKEHAMPTON, Devon - Twelve tourists, all Girl Guides from Prestwick, were injured, three seriously enough to require hospitalization, in a seven car pile up on the Westbound A30, late Sunday afternoon. Nine others were treated, and released, at the...

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