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Funny story: Brit spooks in 'Point Break' presidential masks give evidence at Abid Naseer trial

Brit spooks in 'Point Break' presidential masks give evidence at Abid Naseer trial

New York - Looking a lot like Patrick Swayze in his Point Blank Ronald Reagan mask, tux and add-on AK47 a British MI5 officer has testified at the NYC trial of suspected terrorist Abid Naseer. His colleague from Cryptography went slightly off-pist...

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Funny story: ISIS aim to take over the UK through sperm

ISIS aim to take over the UK through sperm

After the news that Britain is running out of sperm donors ISIS have moved quickly to fill the gap, sending jihadists back to the UK not to blow anything up, but to blow off. "We are a patient terrorist group," said ISIS leader, Al an Ansen. "As w...

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Funny story: Interview with MI5 Mole

Interview with MI5 Mole

It came as something of a surprise when there was a knock at the door of my office at Spoof HQ and a gentleman introduced himself as a mole from MI5. I asked him how he had found his way to our HQ and he told me he went to Platform 8 and a half at Kings Cross and found there was no rowling stock but was advised to go to Platform S where he found a train to our place. I had my doubts that thi...

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Funny story: David Cameron left red faced after Twitter blunder

David Cameron left red faced after Twitter blunder

David Cameron has been left red-faced after hundreds of government secrets were posted on Twitter. The secrets, ranging from the location of possible nuclear waste sites to which biscuits are eaten at cabinet meetings was Tweeted across the world wid...

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Funny story: New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor

New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor

Reggie Mental editor of "Get Out of My Mind" details a recent interview he had with Swiss psychiatrist Dr. Fiddler ... all about a new mental illness his team of researchers claim to have discovered. "Paranoia we all know about and nobody wants. Hence the new social fear on a par with any other phobia.... it is called Paranoia-Phobia. Yes, the fear of being paranoid. Already medication, a deri...

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Funny story: Ron and Fred on The British Secret Intelligence Agencies.

Ron and Fred on The British Secret Intelligence Agencies.

"Alright there, Ron" "Yeah, not s' bad as it 'appens, Fred." "Yer don't wanna go araand sayin' that no more Ron." "Oh yeah, I see what yer mean Fred." "Not safe sayin' that now it aint... I saw 'im once I did, years ago mind." "That creep! When was that then, Fred?" "I saw that Jimmy Savaloy, ooooh, nineteen eight-one, eighty-two, raand abaat then. In one ov them London marathon fings 'e wa...

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Funny story: Leek found in Number 10 Downing Street

Leek found in Number 10 Downing Street

David Cameron was appalled last night to discover a leek in Number 10 Downing Street. The leek was discovered in the kitchens of the Prime Minister's home. "This is a travesty," said kitchen manager, Glen Williams. "I do not know how such a thi...

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Funny story: Malware keeps web users from reading about malware problem that affects hardly any computers but managed to create fear and suspicion across internet

Malware keeps web users from reading about malware problem that affects hardly any computers but managed to create fear and suspicion across internet

A reported malware virus credited to international hackers who ran an online advertising scam to take control of more than 570,000 infected computers around the world has been described as totally irrelevant after it was revealed that the affected co...

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Funny story: MI5 Restaurant a surprising success

MI5 Restaurant a surprising success

MI5's Oxford Street restaurant has proven to be a massive and amazing success, but the owners, John and Joan Smith, cannot for the life of them explain why. "We are a real restaurant," said Joan Smith. "We have ten covers, and the restaurant can s...

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Funny story: Charlie at MI5

Charlie at MI5

The FBI in the United States has asked the MI5 to assist them in establishing that Charlie Chaplin was a Communist. Despite pointing out that the 'The Great Dictator' showed Charlie was keen on the fascists, the MI5 could only discover that Charlie w...

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Funny story: MI5 sued over new web site

MI5 sued over new web site

MI5 is being taken to court over their new website, The Spook!, under breach of copyright with the satirical website The Spoof! "They've even got a red banger, I mean banner, at the top of the website," said Spoof website owner, Mark Lowton. "And...

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Funny story: London Underground Lingerie Bandit Identified

London Underground Lingerie Bandit Identified

London UK: The final edition of the British Sunday tabloid "The News of the World" displayed the following headline LONDON UNDERGROUND LINGERIE BANDIT IDENTIFIED. Criminal activity has been reported to the Metropolitan Police involving ladies rid...

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Funny story: News Of The World phone hacker hacks mother-in-law to death

News Of The World phone hacker hacks mother-in-law to death

News Of The World reader Ted Snivel has hacked his mother-in-law to death in Bognor Regis. Mr Snivel, who boasted to neighbours that he worked for M15, claims to have been under massive stress after years of undercover surveillance work. Pol...

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Funny story: Ministry of Intelligence finally reveals what happened to MI1, MI2, MI3 and MI4

Ministry of Intelligence finally reveals what happened to MI1, MI2, MI3 and MI4

Harry Shepherd (an alias), the minister for intelligence - an incredibly secret post within the government - has emerged from the shadows under intense scrutiny to reveal why MI5 and MI6 are not called MI1 and MI2. "You see," said Shepherd (not hi...

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Funny story: Mobile hacking probe cops hunt 'Al Qaeda' mole

Mobile hacking probe cops hunt 'Al Qaeda' mole

London - Is a War on Terra double agent the shadowy string-puller behind some of the UK's Red Top snoopers? An attempted break-in at a Met mobile hacking unit caravan bears all the hallmarks of high tech skullduggery police sources warned today.

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Funny story: If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear...

If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear...

MI5, MI6, London precinct: The mystery of Dr David Kelly, is one where the British public know a cover up when they see one. If the truth were ever to come out, Tony bLIAR would be on trial accused of conspiring to murder Dr David Kelly... Tony bLI...

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Funny story: MI5 to be Privatised

MI5 to be Privatised

In a desperate attempt to reduce the deficit the Government is offering the MI5 to the highest bidder. In secret negotiations front runner Rupert Murdoch tried to set up a deal to be given a two for one offer: MI5 for him and MI6 for his son James...

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