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Senator Mitch McConnell: I have a Vagina and Can Empathize with Women on Healthcare

Funny story: Senator Mitch McConnell: I have a Vagina and Can Empathize with Women on Healthcare

The U.S. Senate has once again turned its attention to healthcare as concern over what a new conservative balance on the Supreme Court will mean. Many are concerned that a long list of pre-existing conditions will no longer be included in healthcare...

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Trump wants bust of Obama in Oval Office

Funny story: Trump wants bust of Obama in Oval Office

Trump Tower - Alex Jones, spokesman for the PEOTUS, Trump, revealed today that Trump changed his mind about wanting a Churchhill bust in his office. The BBC was stunned. They responded with attacks on Trump and a Churchill marathon. The Queen had...

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Giant Pussy  Drop...Trump Tower...New Years Eve!

In breaking news, the New York Times is reporting this morning that President-elect Donald Trump has scheduled a Giant Pussy Drop on New Years Eve at the Trump Towers.  The Times quoting the words of Attorney Joseph Welsh in the Army/McCarthy hearing...

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Dr. Seuss' latest book "a contribution-from-beyond-the grave"

Funny story: Dr. Seuss' latest book "a contribution-from-beyond-the grave"

New Yawk, New Yawk -- Dr. Seuss, who died in 1999, has just published a new book, What Pet Should I Get? A parody of the Dick and Jane readers by which Americans became illiterate during the 1950s, the book is written in what critics contend is "m...

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Playboy Playmates

In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...

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England fans derided as 'Pussies'

Funny story: England fans derided as 'Pussies'

England fans have been labelled 'Pussies' by a senior footballing figure in the run up to their Euro 2012 opener v France The criticism comes after it was revealed that only 4,000 tickets to the Monday evening game had been sold and that the £40 f...

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Oral sex can cause throat cancer in pussies!

Funny story: Oral sex can cause throat cancer in pussies!

It has been discovered that there is a direct relationship between oral sex and cancer of the throat in pussies. Cats who enjoy a regular lick of their posterior are particularly sensitive to this form of cancer and it seems that human pussy lickers...

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Jealous UK woman throws bucket of cold water at hot pussy!

Funny story: Jealous UK woman throws bucket of cold water at hot pussy!

A jealous UK woman named Edna (name changed for legal reasons) was sure her hubby was having an affair with some strange pussy, who's name just happened to be Dolores, (name also changed, but not for legal reasons this time) who loves licking milky,...

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Beaver Mates With Pussy

Funny story: Beaver Mates With Pussy

Beaver Dam ME: Two University of Maine biologists, while on a vacation camping trip at Beaver Dam, have made an astounding discovery. The scientists found that a beaver has mated with a pussy. The campground located at Beaver Dam offers family fri...

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Lack of Pussy Blamed for Shut Down of Chinese Takeaway & Tragic Death!

Funny story: Lack of Pussy Blamed for Shut Down of Chinese Takeaway & Tragic Death!

Health Department Inspectors closed down a downtown London Chinese Takeaway after a recent inspection showed a complete disregard for the most modicum of prudent food handling. The report cited rampant mice droppings, dead mice on the floor, congea...

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Zoologist Studying Camel's Toes Say That They Are Neither For Urination Or Reproduction

Funny story: Zoologist Studying Camel's Toes Say That They Are Neither For Urination Or Reproduction

Dr. Jason Hart, a Zoologist from Arkansas State University, said that he has worked at the Little Rock, Arkansas Zoo for the past year studying camels. His findings, to be released in a report in the Southern Journal of Critters N' Such, reveals that...

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Oprah approaches Susan Boyle - offers Subo her own chat show at her new Production Company

Funny story: Oprah approaches Susan Boyle - offers Subo her own chat show at her new Production Company

Oprah has approached Susan Boyle to join her new production company. She has offered Susan her own chat show which will be filmed in Britain and Susan will be allowed to choose her own guests. Susan is said to be delighted at the prospect of being...

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Susan Boyle gets new pussy

Funny story: Susan Boyle gets new pussy

Susan Boyle got a new pussy at the weekend. Apparently Pebbles is getting on a bit now and isn't as playful anymore so Susan went shopping for a wee friend for Pebbles and a livlier, younger pussy for herself. As some of the Subo fanatics were ca...

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Pussy Willows Upset College Women

Funny story: Pussy Willows Upset College Women

A group of female protesters in Los Angeles from several area Universities picketed local nurseries over their growing and selling of Pussy Willows. The students and faculty members felt that the plants degraded women in general and were inappropria...

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Pussy Galore Reveals Breast Reduction Surgery

Funny story: Pussy Galore Reveals Breast Reduction Surgery

Pussy Galore, the former aide to criminal mastermind Auric Goldfinger, has revealed that she is no longer Boobies Galore also. The former buxom pilot admitted to having breast reduction surgery in her old age. After Galore switched sides to help...

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Nepalese scientists discover that the best "Pussy" is a milk chocolate colour!

Funny story: Nepalese scientists discover that the best "Pussy" is a milk chocolate colour!

Whilst contemplating having a "pussy' share one's life one should study the recommendations given in a Nepalese scientific study recently. The results were astounding here they are: A) A white "Pussy" is normally well house-trained, reluctant to sit on one's lap, doesn't like being told when to purr and blows hot and cold! B) A "Tiger Pussy" can be intimidating, fiery hot and fiercely col...

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The Truth Behind Roger Federer and Maria Sharapova's Pussy

Funny story: The Truth Behind Roger Federer and Maria Sharapova's Pussy

It was a dark and stormy night, Roger Federer's wife had just put their baby down after a late night feeding. Roger was walking through the living room of their Melbourne time share in the dark when he felt something furry under his foot. A loud yowl...

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Sarah Palin's Pussy Doesn't Like Snow in Copenhagen!

Funny story: Sarah Palin's Pussy Doesn't Like Snow in Copenhagen!

Copenhagen, Denmark - On a day when world leaders and tens-of-thousands of protestors descended on Copenhagen, Denmark for the world Climate Change Summit, former illiterate Alaskan Governor, Sarah Palin, turned author for midwest Republican cadavers...

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