Sofia Vergara Says The Democratic Party of Colombia Wants Her to Run For President

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 9 July 2020

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Ellen DeGeneres recently said that Sofia is 47, but most parts of her look 27.

BOGOTA, Colombia – The current president of Colombia, Ivan Duque Marquez, has just said that he will not run for re-election.

He commented that he wants to retire from political office, and travel to such exotic places as Greenland, Iran, Newfoundland, and Lower Clitavakia.

Marquez knows Colombian-born actress Sofia Vergara very well, having dated her when both were attending El Donaldo Duck Elementary School in Bogota.

Sofia recently ended an 11-year run as Gloria Pritchett, the buxom, much younger, Latina wife of old geezer, Jay Pritchett, on the sit-com "Modern Family".

President Marquez texted Sofia, and asked her to, please, consider running for president of the great cocaine-producing country of Colombia.

He added that she could really do some great promo adds for the country whose current national slogan is “Come to Colombia – We Have More Snow Than Canada, Alaska, and the North Pole All Put Together”.

Sofia replied that she will think about it, because, right now, she has signed a contract to star in a movie as Daniel Craig's beautiful sexy wife.

The movie is titled “James Bond – The Viagra Years”.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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