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Funny story: Colombia is recalling 17 tons of cocaine because it is tainted with a powerful insect spray

Colombia is recalling 17 tons of cocaine because it is tainted with a powerful insect spray

One of the world's most powerful drug cartels is recalling 17 tons of cocaine that had been shipped to the United States. It appears that the coke is tainted with a powerful insect spray named Insectasitosis Malo-13, that if ingested could make th…

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Funny story: CCN Reports 'Drug Hippos' Being Given Away by the Country of Colombia

CCN Reports 'Drug Hippos' Being Given Away by the Country of Colombia

Would anyone want a Pet Hippo? They are three tons of wet fun - but you have to live on a lake or river - or be put in a very large Hippo Pool. Colombian Drug Kingpin Pablo Escobar imported them to a Colombian river 10 years ago - when he ra…

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Funny story: Colombia's #1 Export Has Just Become Sodium-Free Cocaine

Colombia's #1 Export Has Just Become Sodium-Free Cocaine

MEDELLIN, Colombia - (Satire News) - The government of Colombia has just stated that their top export has just become sodium-free cocaine. Alejandro Silverio De Las Buenas, a spokesman for the government noted that after years of testing, retestin…

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Funny story: Colombia Says It Will No Longer Ship Cocaine To Russia

Colombia Says It Will No Longer Ship Cocaine To Russia

CARACAS,Venezuela - (World Satire) - Two of Colombia's top cocaine producing cartels have just informed Putin that effective immediately they will no longer ship cocaine to Russia. A spokesperson for the two cartels, who identified himself as Dona…

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Funny story: Cambodia Has Just Surpassed Colombia As The World's Leading Exporter of Cocaine

Cambodia Has Just Surpassed Colombia As The World's Leading Exporter of Cocaine

JUNGLE JIM, Cambodia - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today, which is based in California has just stated that Colombia is no longer the world's number one exporter of cocaine. For literally decades Colombia has put a lock on being the top country, as fa…

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Funny story: Sofia Vergara Has Just Signed to Star As The Lead in Marvel's "The Secret Sex Life of Spider-Woman"

Sofia Vergara Has Just Signed to Star As The Lead in Marvel's "The Secret Sex Life of Spider-Woman"

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand is buzzing with talk that the extremely sexy Colombian actress Sofia Vergara has just been signed to star as Spider-Woman in the upcoming Marvel movie, The Secret Sex Life of Spider-Woman. Sofia, who is 48, but…

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Funny story: Sofia Vergara Says The Democratic Party of Colombia Wants Her to Run For President

Sofia Vergara Says The Democratic Party of Colombia Wants Her to Run For President

BOGOTA, Colombia – The current president of Colombia, Ivan Duque Marquez, has just said that he will not run for re-election. He commented that he wants to retire from political office, and travel to such exotic places as Greenland, Iran, Newfound…

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Funny story: Charles trip to broker cheap Colombian cocaine deal

Charles trip to broker cheap Colombian cocaine deal

Bogota - Prince Charles has begun a weed-long visit to the global epicenter of cocaine dealing following an official invitation from Colombia. Accompanied by crystal meth-peddling bigamist accomplice Camilla the royal Pretender arrived in Bogota i...

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Funny story: Secret Documents Reveal That Vladimir Putin Had Made Plans To Invade Colombia

Secret Documents Reveal That Vladimir Putin Had Made Plans To Invade Colombia

MOSCOW - An unidentified source with strong ties to upper Russian officials has revealed that he saw top secret documents concerning Russia's plan to invade the South American country of Colombia. The plans showed a date for the invasion to be som...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Continues To Piss Off South Americans On His Concert Tour

Justin Bieber Continues To Piss Off South Americans On His Concert Tour

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - When it comes to basic common sense Justin Bieber has about as much as the average #2 lead pencil. Biebs on his South American concert tour angered the citizens of Brazil when he spray painted graffiti on the bedspread of...

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Funny story: Shakira For President

Shakira For President

NEW ORLEANS - Shakira was sitting backstage after having performed for 3 hours straight in the Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. She was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight about the talk that millions of citizens in her native Colombia a...

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Funny story: Sofia Vergara Addresses The Breast Reduction Suggestions

Sofia Vergara Addresses The Breast Reduction Suggestions

BEVERLY HILLS - Sofia Vergara was seen dining alone at the exquisite Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in Beverly Hills. The well-endowed star of the hit sitcom Modern Family was upset at the recent suggestions that she should consider goi...

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Funny story: Shakira's Ex-Boyfriend $uing Her For $100 Million!

Shakira's Ex-Boyfriend $uing Her For $100 Million!

EL SEGUNDO, California - Shakira had just finished having breakfast at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in El Segundo when she was approached by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight. He told the 36-year-old stunning blonde that she has never...

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Funny story: Shakira's Ex-boyfriend Suing Her For $250 Million!

Shakira's Ex-boyfriend Suing Her For $250 Million!

DETROIT - The South American firecracker, Shakira, had just finished performing at The Carburetor Coliseum in Motown when she received a phone call. The call was from her attorney Dardanelle Cyrus Blewpillski of New York City. Shakira, 35, was inf...

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Funny story: President Obama Reveals That The U.S. Secret Service - Colombian Hooker Story Was Simply A CIA Diversionary Ploy

President Obama Reveals That The U.S. Secret Service - Colombian Hooker Story Was Simply A CIA Diversionary Ploy

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden speaking from the White House Rose Garden informed the members of the White House press corps not to be concerned about the so called HookerGate incident. The vice-president stated that President Obama h...

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Funny story: First Lady's fury at disgraced Secret Service agents 'road testing' of Colombian hookers

First Lady's fury at disgraced Secret Service agents 'road testing' of Colombian hookers

Washington - "A terrible thing to happen in your husband's re-erection - uh...re-election! - year, Ma'am," was how one hang-dog protection officer put it to Michelle Obama this weekend. The First Lady is livid amid reports that a dozen Secret Serv...

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Funny story: Refurbished 'Sex-Bots' Embarrass Secret Service

Refurbished 'Sex-Bots' Embarrass Secret Service

WASHINGTON - In a monumental failing of the U.S. Department of Robotics, twelve androids known by insiders as units "XJ1 through XJ12" have been dismantled following an embarrassing episode involving Colombian prostitutes. The unfortunate mishap...

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