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Funny story: History Rewritten- The American Civil War

History Rewritten- The American Civil War

Revisionist History At Its Best! Since many individuals in our modern world - for instance Texas school book editors, far right extremists, far left myopics, Polish and Japanese World War II non-apologists, nationalistic Presidents, OUR President...

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Funny story: Article 50 To Be Revoked As England Prepares For Civil War

Article 50 To Be Revoked As England Prepares For Civil War

Prime Minister Theresa May has told senior members of the government that their long-term plan regarding the country's relationship with the EU is almost complete, and that she will announce the revocation of Article 50 in the middle of next week.

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Funny story: English Civil War Is 'On The Cards'

English Civil War Is 'On The Cards'

The English Civil War, which raged throughout the land in two periods between 1642 and 1651, was the last time the people of England were so divided on opinion that they had to revert to inflicting violence upon one another, but the current state of...

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Funny story: Brexit: Second Referendum Scheduled For January

Brexit: Second Referendum Scheduled For January

In another complete turnaround in stated aims, Prime Minister, Theresa May, announced that she was now 'in favour' of a second Brexit referendum, and that it will be in January. May, who doesn't seem to know which way to turn, what day of the week...

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Funny story: Civil War Reenactments to Cease Immediately: Instead Will Reenact Battles from Star Wars

Civil War Reenactments to Cease Immediately: Instead Will Reenact Battles from Star Wars

For decades thousands of men across the country have re-enacted battles from the United States Civil War but beginning immediately re-enactors will no longer recreate the same Civil War Battles they have for years but will instead re-enact battles fr...

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Funny story: Lincoln Monuments Attacked When Americans Realize That He Created Income Tax

Lincoln Monuments Attacked When Americans Realize That He Created Income Tax

Upon reading an article in a national newspaper stating that Abraham Lincoln was the one responsible for starting federal income tax, angered Americans across the country began a hate campaign against all memorabilia of the formerly beloved President...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy A Civil War Plantation In Mississippi

Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy A Civil War Plantation In Mississippi

YAZOO CITY, Mississippi - A representative for North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has informed the American news media that the North Korean president wants to buy an authentic Civil War plantation. Kang Won Goo talked with the owner of the famed Cot...

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Funny story: Green Light for Assad Massacre!

Green Light for Assad Massacre!

The international community has given the green light to President Assad of Syria to continue massacring his people. The only stipulation is that he hands over his chemical weapons to his Russian pals. Speaking from his luxury yacht off the Syr...

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Funny story: Military-Industrial Complex™ invites public to 'pick a fight'

Military-Industrial Complex™ invites public to 'pick a fight'

Washington, DC -- America's Military-Industrial Complex™ is going public with an advertising campaign that invites Americans to choose the next war in which the nation will participate. Called "Pick a Fight," the campaign represents the firs...

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Funny story: Bashar Al-assad Approval Rating At a New Level Low

Bashar Al-assad Approval Rating At a New Level Low

Damascus, Syria. President Bashar Al-assad's popularity is in an increasing decline. The 47 year old dictator was shocked to hear that most of the Syrian people disagree with his policies, especially those that aim to slay any opposition to his rule...

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Funny story: Quentin Tarrantino Says He Wrote The "N" Word 110 Times In Django Unchained and He's Doing Just Fine

Quentin Tarrantino Says He Wrote The "N" Word 110 Times In Django Unchained and He's Doing Just Fine

HOLLYWOOD - Tinsel Town writer-director Quentin Tarrantino sat down with Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors and talked about his Civil War movie Django Unchained, Paula Deen, and the "N" word. Tarrantino said that he cannot believe all the turmoil that...

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Funny story: Paula Deen - The Kitchen Queen Denies That She Recently Used The "N" Word

Paula Deen - The Kitchen Queen Denies That She Recently Used The "N" Word

NEW YORK CITY - Paula Deen flew to New York City from her Southern mansion in Savannah, Georgia to do a bit of damage control. The Southern cooking show maven appeared on The Viagra View with Regis Philbin and Larry King. According to American...

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Funny story: Civil War Re-enactors and Radio Shack Managers Clash at Convention Center

Civil War Re-enactors and Radio Shack Managers Clash at Convention Center

No one was injured yesterday when a group of Civil War re-enactors scuffled with approximately two dozen Radio Shack managers. The groups were attending separate conventions at the downtown Bradford Dillman Convention Center and began fighting while...

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Funny story: My life as a man #27

My life as a man #27

Sibling rivalry and bird shit If you are anything at all like me (thank God if you're not!), there are days when you just know something is going to fall out of the sky and it is going to land on you, personally, out of all the billions of people on the planet. Yesterday, I spent the entire day in a building devoted to keeping records that only people like me have any interest or reason to...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood and William Shatner To Star In The Civil War Epic "Horses and Bayonets"

Clint Eastwood and William Shatner To Star In The Civil War Epic "Horses and Bayonets"

HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with Tri-Moon Pictures will soon begin production on Sheboygan Saddlehorn's epic Civil War movie Horses and Bayonets. The movie deals with the battle of Pappy Perkins Creek which is located just outside o...

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Funny story: Elderly man is getting close to locating Syria on Google Maps

Elderly man is getting close to locating Syria on Google Maps

HARFOLD, Vt. - Benjamin Waters, 83, is so sick and tired of hearing and reading about Syria in the news every fucking day that he's getting really close to actually finding out where it is. "I keep telling myself, 'Who gives a crap?'" Waters said,...

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Funny story: Mississippi Has Just Outlawed "Hoodies"

Mississippi Has Just Outlawed "Hoodies"

JACKSON, Mississippi - The state of Mississippi Senate has stated that in an effort to avoid what has occurred in Sanford, Florida, they will be enacting a state senatorial directive. Mississippi State Senatorial Directive T-17003 is to take effec...

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