A pressure group has begun action to prevent the government from getting hold of their beavers in Devon. Friends of the Planet told our beaver welfare team that because beavers are wilder than normal in Scotland, it follows that any home grown Englis...
The introduction of fresh Beaver from Norway dubbed the Norwegian Pole Beaver has continued successfully this year. First introduced in 1979, the wild Norwegian Beaver has proved to be extremely beneficial to river Fauna all over Scotland. Th...
CORVALLIS, OREGON - Scientists from Oregon State University has released information concerning a top-secret project funded by the U.S. Government. According to Dr. Hendick Harvikson, head of the 5-year project known as "B.W.E.E.D." (Beaver Wate...
Beaver Dam ME: Two University of Maine biologists, while on a vacation camping trip at Beaver Dam, have made an astounding discovery. The scientists found that a beaver has mated with a pussy. The campground located at Beaver Dam offers family fri...
TARZANA, California - Singing sensation Justin Bieber made a special promotional appearance at The Tarzan and Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana. He was asked how his relationship with fellow singing sensation and girlfriend Selena Gomez was going. Justin did not miss a beat between signing his first name and last as he gave the reporter for iGossip a quick thumbs up. Taffeta Kixx with iGossip f...
BURBANK - Castle Rock Pictures based in Burbank, California has announced that they have just finished production on the new Durango Grundyweather motion picture set in 1950s Santa Monica titled Sock Party. The film deals with teen girl parties of...
Canadian singer Justin Bieber - whose surname almost rhymes with Beaver, an aquatic mammal that builds dams and a euphemism for a woman's private parts - has some naked pictures that have been causing quite a stir. What happened was that Justin go...
LITTLE ROCK - People all over the country are sitting on front porches, backyard decks, and driveways and wondering what in the world did the state of Arkansas do to cause such a environmental upheaval as it is currently witnessing. The Lieutenant...
"Mel Gibson has had to endure questions about his stability following a string of controversies. Now he is preparing to relaunch his career by playing a man who befriends a hand-puppet beaver after suffering a breakdown." This just in, complete wi...
Barbara Billingsley, who taught women in the 1950's that they were abject failures unless they did all of their housework in a ball gown, pearl necklace and apron as the mom on Leave It to Beaver, died Saturday. She was 316. The Only Funny Scene of...
Zig-a zig unghhh - Mel B., formerly known as Meathole Spice of the Spice Girls, who is currently paying the rent by starring in "Peep Show" on the Las Vegas strip, selling exercise videos and being a mom to her child with Cash-Cow alleged Bi-boy Eddi...
Those holiday partiers who think that they have to wait for Febraury 2nd (Groundhog Day) for the next official holiday have been given a reprieve. January 2nd has just been recognized by Congress as Beaver Day. Women wishing to observe the festiv...
Muff, Ireland, UK After repeated goading and prodding by several fellow contributors to The Spoof, writer "smurfette" has at long last decided to expose her muff for all to see. "smurfette" felt that she was forced to respond when "Frankie the J"...
Chicago IL: The current recession is devastating to beaver entrepreneurs. Each year the economic downturn lasts, the business smells a little worse. There was a similar slide into a deep hole after the stock market crash of 1987. Mr. Hefner a lean...
DRUMMOND, WI, USA Iggotte Nein-Pantzer, 51, sought emergency medical services after skinny dipping in Lake Owen near Drummond last Wednesday. The Altach, Austria resident was on her annual vacation with her husband, I. De Weere-Pantzer, a native of...
Levitra Beaver, a modern version of the TV Classic Leave It To Beaver will premiere this Fall on the FOX Network with a few of the original cast dropping in from time to time. "The original 'Leave It To Beaver' is listed among the Top 100 All-Time...
The paparazzi were out in their usual droves as Adrian Honey Chiles putted up to the Christine Bleakley's Bleak House to give her a ride on his put- put. Chiles displayed some second thoughts about his co-stars tinie weenie yet often versatile black...
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