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Funny story: A gorgeous Ohio State cheerleader has the prettiest beaver in Ohio

A gorgeous Ohio State cheerleader has the prettiest beaver in Ohio

Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just learned that an Ohio State Buckeyes cheerleader has been declared the winner of the "Most Extraordinary Beaver" at the annual Beavercreek Grand Beaver Gala. Beautiful brainbox Alexis Bluffberry, 21, who…

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Funny story: Kansas Bans Use of The Word Bitch In All of Its Pole Dancing Lounges

Kansas Bans Use of The Word Bitch In All of Its Pole Dancing Lounges

WICHITA, Kansas - (Spoof News) - The state that is known for the best sorghum muffins in the country has announced that effective at 12:01 am tomorrow, the use of the word "Bitch" in the state's pole dancing lounges will not be allowed. The Kansas…

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Funny story: Britney Spears Is Still The Queen of Upskirt Shots

Britney Spears Is Still The Queen of Upskirt Shots

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - When it comes to explicit upskirt shots - no one can touch Britney Spears (no pun intended). The sultry singer was recently named by The Los Angeles Post-Gazette "The Celebrity Who Shows Her Beaver Crotch More Than Any…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Will Have Transplant Surgery To Receive a Tongue From a Female Beaver

Donald Trump Will Have Transplant Surgery To Receive a Tongue From a Female Beaver

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Doctors have been warning Donald Jonathan Trump for over 10 years that if he did not stop his incessant, never-ending lying, it would soon affect his tongue. And according to News Blues reporter Velveeta Maracas it…

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Funny story: New Orleans' Residents Want To Replace All Confederate Statues With Statues of Britney Spears

New Orleans' Residents Want To Replace All Confederate Statues With Statues of Britney Spears

NEW ORLEANS – The New Orleans City Council will soon be voting on an amendment to take down the statues of every Civil War Confederate general and replace them with statues of Louisiana-born songstress, Britney Spears. Britney is one of the most f...

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Funny story: Mumsers: Why Shoe Salesmen Die Young

Mumsers: Why Shoe Salesmen Die Young

BILLINGSGATE POST: Most men know a mumser or two. Even though they may not know what a mumser is, they will immediately be able to identify one, once they understand the characteristics framing them. Especially if they ever sold women’s shoes. Bu...

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Sheltering-in-Place and Binge Watching Reruns of Leave It To Beaver

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Sheltering-in-Place and Binge Watching Reruns of Leave It To Beaver

LOS ANGELES – With most of the country now being ordered to shelter-in-place, many families are turning to watching more and more television. Reports are that sales of TV dinners have gone up by 600%, and most furniture stores report that they ha...

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Funny story: Keep Your Hands Off Our Beavers - Devon Association Tells Government

Keep Your Hands Off Our Beavers - Devon Association Tells Government

A pressure group has begun action to prevent the government from getting hold of their beavers in Devon. Friends of the Planet told our beaver welfare team that because beavers are wilder than normal in Scotland, it follows that any home grown Englis...

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Funny story: Scottish Beaver Shortage - Wild Norwegian Pole Beavers Obtained

Scottish Beaver Shortage - Wild Norwegian Pole Beavers Obtained

The introduction of fresh Beaver from Norway dubbed the Norwegian Pole Beaver has continued successfully this year. First introduced in 1979, the wild Norwegian Beaver has proved to be extremely beneficial to river Fauna all over Scotland. Th...

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Funny story: Beaver Corp of Engineers Enlisted in Drought Stricken West

Beaver Corp of Engineers Enlisted in Drought Stricken West

CORVALLIS, OREGON - Scientists from Oregon State University has released information concerning a top-secret project funded by the U.S. Government. According to Dr. Hendick Harvikson, head of the 5-year project known as "B.W.E.E.D." (Beaver Wate...

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Funny story: Beaver Mates With Pussy

Beaver Mates With Pussy

Beaver Dam ME: Two University of Maine biologists, while on a vacation camping trip at Beaver Dam, have made an astounding discovery. The scientists found that a beaver has mated with a pussy. The campground located at Beaver Dam offers family fri...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez's Boyfriend Justin Bieber Thinking About Changing His Last Name To &quotBeaver" In Order To Get A Lot More Internet 'Hits'

Selena Gomez's Boyfriend Justin Bieber Thinking About Changing His Last Name To "Beaver" In Order To Get A Lot More Internet 'Hits'

TARZANA, California - Singing sensation Justin Bieber made a special promotional appearance at The Tarzan and Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana. He was asked how his relationship with fellow singing sensation and girlfriend Selena Gomez was going. Justin did not miss a beat between signing his first name and last as he gave the reporter for iGossip a quick thumbs up. Taffeta Kixx with iGossip f...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Taylor Swift Have Just Completed Filming On Sand Castle Pictures' "Sock Party"

Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Taylor Swift Have Just Completed Filming On Sand Castle Pictures' "Sock Party"

BURBANK - Castle Rock Pictures based in Burbank, California has announced that they have just finished production on the new Durango Grundyweather motion picture set in 1950s Santa Monica titled Sock Party. The film deals with teen girl parties of...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Naked Pictures

Justin Bieber Naked Pictures

Canadian singer Justin Bieber - whose surname almost rhymes with Beaver, an aquatic mammal that builds dams and a euphemism for a woman's private parts - has some naked pictures that have been causing quite a stir. What happened was that Justin go...

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Funny story: The Arkansas Mysterious Mystery: First Birds Crash To The Ground, Then Fish Drown, And Now Beavers Aren't Giving A Dam(n)!

The Arkansas Mysterious Mystery: First Birds Crash To The Ground, Then Fish Drown, And Now Beavers Aren't Giving A Dam(n)!

LITTLE ROCK - People all over the country are sitting on front porches, backyard decks, and driveways and wondering what in the world did the state of Arkansas do to cause such a environmental upheaval as it is currently witnessing. The Lieutenant...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson has his hand up a beaver's arse, shocking photos prove it.

Mel Gibson has his hand up a beaver's arse, shocking photos prove it.

"Mel Gibson has had to endure questions about his stability following a string of controversies. Now he is preparing to relaunch his career by playing a man who befriends a hand-puppet beaver after suffering a breakdown." This just in, complete wi...

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Funny story: Hollywood Mourns Beaver's Mom: No, not Dina Lohan...

Hollywood Mourns Beaver's Mom: No, not Dina Lohan...

Barbara Billingsley, who taught women in the 1950's that they were abject failures unless they did all of their housework in a ball gown, pearl necklace and apron as the mom on Leave It to Beaver, died Saturday. She was 316. The Only Funny Scene of...

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