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Alcatraz - New Home for San Francisco's Homeless?

Funny story: Alcatraz - New Home for San Francisco's Homeless?

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA - The San Francisco City Fathers are considering a plan to turn Alcatraz, a former maximum security prison, in to a new home for some of the city's 6,436 homeless. Closed in the 1960's as a prison, Alcatraz has since been us...

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Isle of Wight to become a tourist attraction

Funny story: Isle of Wight to become a tourist attraction

The Isle of Wight is to become a tourist attraction. A fact finding team has returned from America with the intention of opening Alcatrazworld on the Island, potentially attracting millions of ghouls wishing to see electric chairs and death row c...

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San Francisco's Tax on Soda Met With Angry Protests

Funny story: San Francisco's Tax on Soda Met With Angry Protests

SAN FRANCISCO - The city of San Francisco has decided to try and do something about the growing number of overweight citizens. The city council plans on imposing a 2 cents per ounce tax on soda. Well needless to say that decision has met with a...

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Justin Bieber Says He Will Not Cancel His Upcoming Concert in Pyongyang, North Korea

Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He Will Not Cancel His Upcoming Concert in Pyongyang, North Korea

SAN FRANCISCO - Justin Bieber was in San Francisco visiting the old Alcatraz Prison. He told reporters that ever since he was 11 he has wanted to visit the prison which once housed such notorious felons as Al Capone, George "Machine Gun" Kelly, A...

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Rush Limbaugh Denies The Gay Rumors

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Denies The Gay Rumors

SAN FRANCISCO - Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh was in The City By The Bay taking a tour of the long abandoned Alcatraz Federal Prison. Limbaugh has always been fascinated by the island prison that housed such infamous inmates as A...

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Alcatraz to reopen as prison

Funny story: Alcatraz to reopen as prison

California officials are planning to reopen Alcatraz as a correctional facility by May, 2013. The shocking and sudden decision comes after the state officials announced California couldn't meet the U.S. Supreme Court ruling to remove tens of thousand...

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Ricky Gervais Quitting Hollywood

Funny story: Ricky Gervais Quitting Hollywood

SAN FRANCISCO - Ricky Gervais was in San Francisco visiting the famed former federal prison Alcatraz. Gervais stated that as a young boy growing up in Whitley Berkshire, England, he always dreamed of one day visiting the infamous American prison w...

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PHIL Dedicated on Alcatraz Island

Funny story: PHIL Dedicated on Alcatraz Island

San Francisco CA: The Pelosi Home for Incurable Liberals (PHIL) located on Alcatraz Island was dedicated today by the new Republican US President and California's Republican Governor. Alcatraz Island was employed as a military prison in 1850, bec...

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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