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The Reason Snoop Dogg wears Indian headdresses is because he is a closet homosexual

Funny story: The Reason Snoop Dogg wears Indian headdresses is because he is a closet homosexual

I joined Snoop Dogg's vast enterouge of drug dealing thugs; whores of all shapes, sizes, races, and peculiarities; along with some actual American Indian chiefs at his powwow in the Bronx Monday afternoon. Snoop Dogg's admission fee for the powwow wa...

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Yeezy Season 3 to debut Zika-infected models

With Kanye West's much anticipated Yeezy Season 3 set to be unveiled this Thursday, the first groups of teenagers are putting up their tents in preparation for the gruelling queues, whilst Yeezy retailers eagerly await the influx of spotty, prepubesc...

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UK Urban Guest Spot (1/#1) DaveCam's Huggarappa Remix

Back in the UK, it is not well good, but even it is not like the USA and the authentic hip-hop musics, our Dave has made a well good rap what is telling us what is what. Yo I'm Dave, got a Cam, and I like voting that way, Down from me crib in the commons, Lil bit o' wur, bit o' way, I'm like the common pleb's friend, endless key chain like a bell-end I've as many flashy chains a...

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Afrophysicists Discover Link to Dark Matter

Funny story: Afrophysicists Discover Link to Dark Matter

A link to solving the mystery of dark matter which as bedeviled physicists for decades has been solved posthumously it seems by Chuck Brown the acknowledged Godfather of Go-go music in the Washington D.C. area in the mid 1960's. While originally loca...

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Kanye/LL Cool J Most Passive-Aggressive Rap Grudge in Decades

There's a lot of jive about the so-called grudge between Tupac and Biggie, but this storm in a teacup pales in comparison to the biggest, baddest rap grudge in history. Check it. Kanye West recently had these well-meaning but uncomplimentary words...

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Kid Rock Says That Spike Lee Needs To Shut His Bigoted Mouth Before He Shuts It For Him

Funny story: Kid Rock Says That Spike Lee Needs To Shut His Bigoted Mouth Before He Shuts It For Him

NEW ORLEANS - Spike Lee recently commented in an article in Afro Sheen Magazine that white singers have no right singing rap music or hip hop music since it was a genre of music invented by blacks to be sung by blacks only. The well-known film dir...

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A Hip Hop Record Label Tells Justin Bieber They Don't Need Him

Funny story: A Hip Hop Record Label Tells Justin Bieber They Don't Need Him

WATTS, California - Music Moments Magazine reported that the problem child known as Justin Bieber contacted The Yo Bro Record Label in Watts about them signing him to a contract. Label spokesperson Trundell Jackson-Jefferson informed Bieber that t...

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Spike Lee Says Whites Should Be Banned From Singing Rap Music

Funny story: Spike Lee Says Whites Should Be Banned From Singing Rap Music

HARLEM - Noted film director and highly outspoken brutha Spike Lee has just caused a tsunami of a mess with his latest off-the-cuff rant. Lee speaking with Yodell Denzel St. Bling of Afro Sheen Magazine at a local Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck's Ch...

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An introduction to Hip Hop

Hip Hop originated from people stealing instrumental sections from other people's songs, and then talking over the stolen instrumental sections. For example, our Lord and Saviour Puff Daddy recorded the song "No Way Out", (dedicated to some fat man), which "samples" the introduction of "Every Breath you Take" by the Police. Not only did His Holiness Puff Daddy "sample" another person's song...

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Dolly Parton's Rap Album Recorded With The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz Hits #1

Funny story: Dolly Parton's Rap Album Recorded With The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz Hits #1

NASHVILLE - Dolly Parton spoke with Chipper Caruso of Cowbell Notes Music Magazine recently at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in Nashville. The Queen of Country Music was all excited as she told Caruso that she had just heard that the rap song tha...

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Justin Bieber May Take A Whole Year Off

Funny story: Justin Bieber May Take A Whole Year Off

DETROIT - Justin Bieber performed at The Carburetor Coliseum to a less than packed house. The little Canadian singer was quite upset at the fact that his fans are starting to abandon him due to his hip hop wannabe ways. After the concert Bieber...

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Michelle Obama Teaming Up With Big Names: "Let's Move" Hip Hop Album

Funny story: Michelle Obama Teaming Up With Big Names:

In an effort to continue the fight against childhood obesity, the first lady has teamed up with several legendary rap and hip hop artists to produce an album sending a strong message against obesity. Insiders have stumbled across potential artists and tracks for the upcoming release. Here is a partial list of what the public may hear: Snoop Dogg "Gin and Juice Smoothie" Lil Wayne...

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Dolly Parton To Record A Hip Hop Rap Album With The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz

Funny story: Dolly Parton To Record A Hip Hop Rap Album With The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz

NASHVILLE - Dolly Parton has been performing ever since she was in her teens and now at the age of 67, she shows no signs of hanging up her microphone or even slowing down. Dolly recently performed a three hour concert at The Crop Rotation Convent...

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Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown Taken Into Custody

Funny story: Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown Taken Into Custody

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Chris Brown, the rap artist that the Tea Bag Party refers to as Chrissy "Beater" Brown is up to his old belligerent antics once again. According to Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magazine Brown was in a quasi gay club name...

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Mariah Carey Could Be Getting Ready To Split From Hubby Nick Cannon

Funny story: Mariah Carey Could Be Getting Ready To Split From Hubby Nick Cannon

BEVERLY HILLS - Tinsel Town sources are buzzing with word that there appears to be trouble brewing in the Nick Cannon-Marey Carey marriage. An inside source said that for the past month Mariah has been making the hip hop scene with such rappers as...

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Selena Gomez Reveals A Secret About Justin Bieber

Funny story: Selena Gomez Reveals A Secret About Justin Bieber

DALLAS - Selena Gomez traveled to Dallas to visit some relatives when she ran into Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors. Miss V asked Gomez if she ever misses Justin at all. She smiled and said that she stopped missing him when he began to act like a whi...

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Michelle Obama Reveals Her Favorite Hip Hop Rap Band

Funny story: Michelle Obama Reveals Her Favorite Hip Hop Rap Band

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama was recently interviewed by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine. The First Lady was asked if she had a favorite music television show. She replied that her and her husband and the girls enjoy watching Amer...

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Funding Request Rocks da House, YO!

Some ten weeks ago, Dr. Astro Blasta (Ph.D., C2H5OH) proposed that NASA build a giant spaceship to send all of our planet's telemarketers to a distant world whose inhabitants might actually welcome them. President Barragh O'Bama encouraged Dr. B...

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