HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – There is a bit of concern in the world of American Idol as one of the contestants who was rejected is extremely upset with one of the show's judges. Contestant Birdy F. Kyrzyk from Prickly Pear, Arizona, told Hollywood…
Judges on UK's The Voice were left stunned and unsure what to do, when a contestant revealed he had no sad back story. Unbeknownst to the judges at this point, the assembled Zoom audience had already become unsettled, when the contestant was intro…
Bristol, England (A country in no way associated with the rest of Europe, for those American readers.) Scientists at Bristol Community College have discovered that singing Happy Birthday that many damn times in a single year can, indeed, lead to some…
One of the friends you invited on the weekend trip to the shore has tinnitus, so don’t turn the volume up too high. Jake Miller, 24, was diagnosed with tinnitus two years ago. Tinnitus is an underlying condition of many ear issues, that results i...
HOLLYWOOD – This week’s show had more tears than Nicki Minag has butt cells. The singers all sang songs honoring their mothers on Mothers Day. Julia Gargoyle sang an old Temptations song, “My Mama She Done Gets Me - You Know What I’m Saying?”...
HOLLYWOOD – Tahiti Zeppelin, with Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres, reported that the very pregnant Katy Perry appeared on American Idol dressed as a roll of toilet paper. She pointed out that Ryan Seacrest, Luke Bryan, and Lionel Richie all quickly fire...
Truth be told -- it wasn't just ANY song the hubby was crooning. It was that old 1909 song, "My Wife's Gone to the Country (Hurrah! Hurrah!)." Music by Ted Snyder, with lyrics by Irving Berlin and George Whiting. Here's an excerpt: My wif...
Ameri-tude…USA! American pride…USA! It's attitude, its who we are, Stand up tall….We're the red, white, and blue…..Fiercely free, that's who!......Our colors don't run, no siree…Over here…..USA!......Over there…..USA!...Freedom and liberty everywhere...
Dear Diary, When I was just 12 years old I was hit by something called "ball lightning." I guess that's why my voice never changed as it should. But I guess it fits my songs because they are selling. You just have to use what you have and that's what I have done. At least, it hasn't slowed me down sexually. In fact, I think it has given me the balls to sing what I like and love...
LOS ANGELES - Behind heavily fortified fencing and along the shark infested waters in Malibu, aging singer, Barbra Streisand, the lady that sang the phrase 'People, who need other people, are the luckiest people in the world', now believes people are...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was certainly the talk of the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards Show. Cyrus pranced and danced on stage in what appeared to be intimate underwear. She twerked and jerked and made some vulgar gyrations that put her up ther...
NEW YORK CITY - Faith Hill has been singing the introduction theme "Waiting All Day For Sunday Night" to NBC's Sunday Night Football since 2007, but that has just changed. Effective with the opening of the 2013 NFL season Hill will no longer have...
LOS ANGELES - Shakira, who along with Usher are the two newest members of The Voice, has already become embroiled in a bit of controversy. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight, an inside source has revealed that the Colombian singing belly dancer an...
A badger with torettes and a severe speech impediment has been made the bookies favourite to win this year's tediously-familiar, televised singing-competition, The Voice. Roadkill, the six-year-old badger from Guernsey, blew the judges away with...
EL SEGUNDO, California - Shakira had just finished having breakfast at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in El Segundo when she was approached by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight. He told the 36-year-old stunning blonde that she has never...
LOS ANGELES - Nicki Minaj has been kinder to American Idol contestant Lazaro Arbos than any of the other three AI judges. The Queen of Hip Hop has offered her words of wisdom on American Idol to Calcutta Cotton a reporter with Music Moments Magazi...
DUBLIN, California - The rap artist once known as MC Hammer spent some time in the Dublin slammer after he was arrested by a Dublin police officer. Officer Dixon Deckerdiggle told the news media that Mr. Hammer, the hip hop rapper whose 15 minutes...
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