Right Wing Guru Who Proposed Enforced Monogamy Wonders Why Women Don't Attend His Lectures

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Friday, 1 February 2019

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Mostly Male Audience at Jordan Peterson Lecture

Toronto - Conservative self-help author and lecturer Jordan Peterson, who has advocated a return to a patriarchal society, and preached against the evils of feminism and liberalism, wondered aloud on a recent talk show why his lectures were attended almost exclusively by Republican-leaning males.

“It puzzles me a great deal that women would not embrace my ideas, after all, it’s obvious from the studies of lobster mating rituals they would be far better off in a society dominated by men,” lamented the psychologist.

Peterson also suggested it might benefit women if they were required to pair off with involuntarily single males, a concept he dubbed “Enforced Monogamy”.

"I am also looking forward to speaking to more liberals, convincing them to throw off the shackles of postmodernism and Marxism. I modestly suggest it would improve their lives immensely," said the conservative guru.

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