Written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw

Saturday, 20 February 2016

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It's high noon, partner!

Kanye West and Taylor Swift have agreed that there is only one way to settle their ongoing feud: They will meet this coming Saturday at high noon, packing matching Colt .45 Peacemakers, at the O.K. Corral in Tombstone, Arizona, for a good old-fashioned pistol duel.

In the unlikely event that the loser survives, it has been agreed that he or she will have to watch forty-eight hours of his or her own music videos, while strapped to a special chair, "Clockwork Orange" style.

In related news, Kim Kardashian has bought her husband a slim blonde inflatable doll, so that he can, in her words, "Work out his frustrations while I get a decent night's sleep, in another room, thank you."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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