Adele to release mini album called '69'

Funny story written by Bill Licks

Sunday, 29 November 2015


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Looks nothing like Ariana Grande

She's written songs about the word 'hello' and pavements but now London's most successful singer named Adele is set to release a controversial mini album entitled '69'.

Details of the album's exact content are still a mystery but a number of proposed track titles have been published on an obscure entertainment website by an anonymous user.

The user claims to have overheard a woman who looked a bit like Adele discuss the forthcoming chart topper during a live webcam performance on an adult website specializing in pornstars who look a bit like famous people.

A summary of some of the tracks follows.

- Thought to be about when a partner seems to slide away from you just when you are getting close.

Mouthful - That moment in a relationship that you really want to express how you feel but the words just won't come out.

Faster - When a relationship seems to be developing slowly and you want it to speed up to increase the excitement.

Tonguing Backdoors - Like chasing pavements (whatever that meant) so equally obscure referencing the muscular hydrostat's fascination of the coal man's entrance.

Snorkel - This track is thought to be about the feeling of suffocation when a partner gets too close to you or when you have a large arse smothering your face and breathing becomes an issue.

There is no announced release date of '69' but for a £5.99 monthly subscription of the aforementioned adult site you will be able to listen to exclusive performances of '69' and someone who looks a bit like Taylor Swift discussing her exciting new project called Vibrator.

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