She's written songs about the word 'hello' and pavements but now London's most successful singer named Adele is set to release a controversial mini album entitled '69'.
Details of the album's exact content are still a mystery but a number of proposed track titles have been published on an obscure entertainment website by an anonymous user.
The user claims to have overheard a woman who looked a bit like Adele discuss the forthcoming chart topper during a live webcam performance on an adult website specializing in pornstars who look a bit like famous people.
A summary of some of the tracks follows.
Lubrication - Thought to be about when a partner seems to slide away from you just when you are getting close.
Mouthful - That moment in a relationship that you really want to express how you feel but the words just won't come out.
Faster - When a relationship seems to be developing slowly and you want it to speed up to increase the excitement.
Tonguing Backdoors - Like chasing pavements (whatever that meant) so equally obscure referencing the muscular hydrostat's fascination of the coal man's entrance.
Snorkel - This track is thought to be about the feeling of suffocation when a partner gets too close to you or when you have a large arse smothering your face and breathing becomes an issue.
There is no announced release date of '69' but for a £5.99 monthly subscription of the aforementioned adult site you will be able to listen to exclusive performances of '69' and someone who looks a bit like Taylor Swift discussing her exciting new project called Vibrator.
