Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 6 November 2015

image for Kardashian Selfies to become legal tender
The pope is said to be shocked by this turn of events

In breaking news, it is revealed that from 2016 pictures of the Kardashians, and their associated family members will be legal tender. Seen as a way of boosting the economy photos of Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Caitlyn, Wayne, Perdita, Honeysuckle, Go, East West, Jaffa Cake, Pyjama, and Spoon will be as valued as money is now.

Kris said: 'This is great news for us, as we now have an unending supply of cash, and a family with an appetite for Selfies' An economics expert cried, saying that he had not kept up with the kardashians for so long, that he did not know who any of them are. We don't either.

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Topics: Kim Kardashian




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