Seth Rogen passes drug test

Written by rimisaC

Wednesday, 29 October 2014

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According to an anonymous Hollywood studio executive, actor/comedy-writer Seth Rogen recently passed a mandatory drug test which was required for an upcoming role.

The negative THC results surprised studio management due to Rogen's well-known marijuana use.

"We really didn't expect him to pass," admitted the anonymous executive. "It was just kind of a formality. Piss in a cup, fail the test, and then we'd go out and get someone else."

Although surprised by the results, management at the studio are delighted to have Rogen in their upcoming film.

However, when asked if Rogen passed the gentile test, the anonymous exec laughed.

"Absolutely not," he said. "He's full of more Jew than the sidewalks of Sherman Oaks on a Saturday night."

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