The Whataburger corporate headquarters has just named their latest addition to their food item menu in honor of the Los Angeles Lakers great, Kobe Bryant. The new burger has been christened The WhataKobe. The national burger chain spoke with Mr…
The Whataburger Corporation has just announced that due to lots of customer input, they are now adding WhatPizza to their extensive food items menu. The WhataPizza was developed by one of the best Italian pizza chefs in the world, Brooklyn's Luigi…
Fast Food Digest Illustrated Magazine* has just conducted a poll that took place in every one of the 50 US states. And the results clearly showed that the top two fast food chains are McDonalds, with Whataburger a very, very close second. The O…
The Whataburger corporation has just announced the winner of their $1 Million WhataWine Contest. The contest was open to any Whataburger customer who purchased even a simple order of WhataFries. A spokesperson for the "Big Orange W," noted that…
The Whataburger Board of Directors, located in San Antonio, Texas, have just informed the fast food patrons, that they will be adding swimming pools to their franchise stores in everyone of their Lone Star state Whataburges. The idea had been disc…
Whatzupp Magazine writer Tina Taqueria has brought us the scoop of the century, and it's not just about lovely legs anymore. Brace yourselves for the most uproarious event in Oklahoma's history—the "Legs Extravaganza" at none other than Whataburger,…
The renowned fast food giant, Whataburger, is not one to rest on its laurels, they are constantly on the prowl for the next sensational 'Whata' menu addition. According to a spokesperson for the "Orange Flying W," Whatawine has now become a staple…
CHICAGO - (Spoof News) - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just revealed that the Texas-based Whataburger franchise is having tremendous success with its new Whatburger food item, the WhataTamales. The new food item was developed in Laredo…
EAGLE PASS, Texas - (Satire News) - Whataburger is the first fast food franchise to have a traveling food truck. The Whataburger truck is based in the Texas border town of Eagle Pass, which is right across the river from Piedras Negras, Mexico, wh…
CHICAGO - (Fast Food Satire) - The Cloud 9 News Agency has just broken the story that Whataburger Inc. has become America's first fast food restaurant to add valet parking. Lexi Aspen, with Cloud 9, notes that Whataburgers are so good that even ex…
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - (Food Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency has just informed the public that the newest Whataburger Restaurant in Mexico, is doing record-breaking business. The Orange W eatery is selling out a new food item that Whatabur…
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Satire News) - The burger giant that was born in Corpus Christi, Texas back in 1950, and now resides in San Antonio, Texas has just introduced it's latest fantabulous menu addition. Whataburger, so named because it takes two…
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - The Whataburger fast food franchise, has just announced that it is the favorite burger of the Houston Astros baseball team. A Whataburger spokesperson said that Astros manager Dusty Baker said that the only f…
HOUSTON - (Satire News) - Jose Altuve, the super star 2nd baseman with the Houston Astros has just told Sportspalooza's Pia Confetti, that he has bought 7 Whataburgers in the Houston area. Altuve, said that ever since he first came to America from…
SAN ANTONIO - (Satire News) - The Official State Hamburger Restaurant of Texas is starting to expand into other US markets. According to The American Research Federatioin (ARF) Whataburger is the fastest growing fast food franchise in the entire n…
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