The cost of wine will certainly be going up as a recent mudslide has destroyed over 30 of Italy's best vineyards. The mudslide nicknamed "II Fango," struck at 3:33 am, Cleveland time. Early reports are that two of "The Boot Country's" major vin…
The renowned fast food giant, Whataburger, is not one to rest on its laurels, they are constantly on the prowl for the next sensational 'Whata' menu addition. According to a spokesperson for the "Orange Flying W," Whatawine has now become a staple…
Goodbye France and hello Britain! With Global warming - France will be too Hot to produce wines and might have to move on to Orange Juice. Britain will warm up and will become a top wine producer. But they will have to start wearing berets an…
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – The fast food industry can be a dog-eat-dog industry; sorry that was a bad choice of words. Tabloid Today is reporting that the $2 billion a year franchise is venturing into new territorial waters. A s…
PARIS - (Satire News) – France’s national news agency, Ohh La La, has just reported that the Grape Cicada Infestation has gotten a lot worse. A spokesperson for the French government stated that the cicadas originated up in Finland and they migrat…
NORTE DAME, Indiana – (Sports Satire) – The director of the Notre Dame football program has just made a surprising announcement. Brother Sylvester Bob, who has headed the Fighting Irish football program since 1993, has said that the decision to te…
After having started off with humble beginnings, the ace comedian, actor and Roman General, Julius Caesar, went on to reach dizzying heights when suddently attacked by several close friends. His friends lead by Caesar's confidant, Brutus, accused...
In a drive to arrest falling numbers of visitors to our seaside towns one such place has taken drastic measures to ensure it's future. Sleepy Salminton On Sea has declared that every visitor over the age of 18 can claim a free bottle of wine upon arr...
Revised UK Department of Health guidance on alcohol consumption has met with widespread anger and criticism. 'Government cuts have now gone too far,' said John Smith, a typical British drinker. 'First they reduce spending on essential public servi...
Charlie Barlow reported with confidence on Saturday night that his girlfriend Stacey Cunnings was just one glass of wine away from passing out on the couch and leaving him in peace to go on his laptop the rest of the night and have some "me" time.
Research is important because the results can be quite revealing. Studies have repeatedly proved that what is taken for granted by common sense turns out to be mistaken. The most famous example is, of course, the shifting from the geocentric to th...
The Pioneer Spirit recommended by George Osborne was probably gin, House of Commons sobriety chief, Charles Kunnidy said this morning. Pioneer Spirit is the latest feel good phrase being bandied about by the Tory spin doctors. But Hogarth's grap...
Condition or provenance of the roadkill is highly important. If it is covered in flies or maggots or other insects I would recommend a Rioja. If it smells like rotting flesh it is probably what is known as a little "high" and a Cabernet Sauvignon is the match for this meat. If its eyes are clouded over white it's probably not too fresh (though likely still edible)and while most wine connoisseur...
Keith Schilling, major player in the "reputation and secrecy" law firm Schillings of London has taken out an injunction against himself. At a restaurant in Kensington last night he inadvertently tipped over a glass of Rothchilds' Chateau Lafite P...
All white wine sold from December onwards will have to be called yellow wine after an in depth colour investigation over the past five years has shown that the wine is not white. "The wine is a kind of straw yellow," said Oz Clarke, wine aficionad...
Carcassonne - A spate of bomb blasts in Europe's most ancient fortified town have been blamed on disgruntled local winegrowers whose mediocre plonk has been described as little better than battery acid. Months of inexplicable dynamiting of French...
The new Archbishop of Glastonbury has spoken of how his life has changed since he discovered that his pet bears had been secretly drinking. The Most Rev Jasper Selby has had three pet bears (Bruin, Cuddly and Yogi) for 10 years. They've always bee...
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