CLEVELAND, Ohio - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo says that a Hooters Girl in Cleveland waited on a gentleman who ran up an $87 bar tab. Melissa Ann Syracuse, 26, said that she waited on a brain surgeon, who had just l…
DALLAS, Texas - (Satire News) - Dallas Daily Divulger Newspaper reporter Pistolero Gunnster, has just reported that a Hooters waitress named Jazzy Jettler, was recently the recipient of the biggest state in Hooters history. Miss Jettler, who has b…
PHILADELPHIA - (Satire News) - A Hooters waitress who was born and bred in the "City of Brotherly Love," has just been named by The Philadelphia Liberty Ledger newspaper as having the "Prettiest & Sexiet Lips In Pennsylvania." Gina Dakotawood,…
ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Satire News) - After conducting extensive research, the Georgia-based Hooters Restaurant chain will most likely change it's name later this year. The franchise was founded 40 years ago by the Blasinowitz sisters, Cora, N…
HACKENSACK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – Growing up in the Bronx, little Tiffany Jo Suckasetti, always felt a bit insecure and wondered if she would ever get a boyfriend. Her self-esteem, self-pride, and self-worth had been taken away by a stupid,…
EL PASO – (Satire News) – The Texas county of El Paso has just made history, as it has elected it’s first female sheriff. Boom Boom News reporter Chipotle Caruso broke the story of 27-year-old ex-hooters girl, Vicki Papaya, winning the sheriff’s e…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The Wild Whispers News Agency is reporting that the Hooter’s Corporation has agreed to rehire a 24-year-old woman who was fired simply because she’s as flat-chested as Marjorie Taylor Greene. WWNA reporter Margarita…
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Satire News) – An employee of the national Hooters chain is noted for two things being able to speak six languages fluently, and for having the biggest, most amazing mouth on both sides of the Mississippi River. Daniella…
HURRICANE HAVEN, Florida – (Satire News) - The Eyes Like a Hawk Detective Agency has just made it known that three individuals who are believed to be charter members of the Mofoliban terrorist group have just purchased a fast food hamburger restaura…
DETROIT – (Satire News) – PornHub, the lasciviously pornographic video-sharing website, has just confirmed that the world’s two riches billionaires, Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, want to purchase the extremely profitable site. PornHub owners Zetta an…
HOUSTON – As if Trump doesn’t have enough things to worry his big old orange head about, now comes this double-barreled revelation. A gorgeously sexy Hooters girl named Tiffany Deutschendorf, 28, is reportedly alleging that the president is the fa...
CHICAGO – The Chicago Daily Wind is reporting that a woman has come forward alleging that the occupant of the White House, Donald J. Trump, is the father of her 13-year-old triplet daughters. Milly Wetwind, 34, who goes by the name of Milly Knocke...
Under pressure from hairy-legged feminists, Hooters, a restaurant whose servers--young, nubile women in short shorts and abbreviated shirts emblazoned with the faces of owls whose eyes are "strategically positioned" to frame the wearers' breasts--is...
DENVER - Every single marijuana shop in the Rocky Mountain State of Colorado is having outstanding cannabis sales. But there is one marijuana shop in the Mile High City of Denver that is the state's top selling pot shop with sales that are literal...
VENICE BEACH, California - Miley Cyrus says she spends about two hours each night trying to figure out ways to top herself in the eyes of the public. She recently went into a Hooter's Restaurant located in Venice Beach and before she left she had...
For at least one group of people, Christmas can't be over soon enough. No, this group isn't comprised of Scrooges or Grinches but advocates for the colors green and red who say it's time society take back these two colors from Christmas and restore...
LAS VEGAS - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick co-hosted The ACA Award Show at The Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino along with country artist Trace Adkins. And the couple carried on so well one would have thought that they had done this before. Ev...
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