NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Ipso Facto News Agency has just confirmed that the former “Golfer-in-Chief’s” Kool-Aid company has indeed filed for bankruptcy. Oslo D. Troyjoy, a spokesperson for Bankruptcies of America, said that the Donald T…
(Washington) The White House, the 220-year-old home of the US President, has filed for bankruptcy. The privately held company had been struggling as the process of governing has changed in recent years. But it has been decimated by the coronaviru…
Troubled UK airline, Flybe, in the midst of financial catastrophe, has, this morning, announced plans to offer passengers a new service with flights to an increasingly popular destination - Oblivion. The airline has crippling debts, and cannot loo...
Thomas Cook, the British travel agent that celebrated its 154th year in business this year, won't be celebrating its 155th, after it went tits-up yesterday. The company's advertising slogan, however, Don't just book it - Thomas Cook it! has...
It seems the retail toy world is in turmoil after a giant toy retailer announced it was bankrupt in the US and Canada and cannot compete with internet rivals that swim up the Amazon and Target other Wally Martyrs! So, after hearing that China has...
Washington, DC - President Donald Trump filed for moral bankruptcy today. The nation accepted the filing. Demanding a "fresh start", Trump tweeted, "I get out of every problem by filing for bankruptcy. Today is no different." The bankruptcy f...
Michael Jackson's boyhood home. Gary, Indiana. Aside from the King of Pop, this metropolis didn't offer much. It was a pit. All that was left of this once booming steel town was boarded-up buildings, a few liquor stores that resembled jails with all of the metal bars protecting the premises, a minor league baseball team with a brand new baseball park (the "Railcats") and various river boat cas...
In just the first of many civil suits to conclude against Donald Trump and Trump University, a jury in one of the cases handed Trump a 500 million dollar judgement against him. Exposing the gap between what The Don says he's worth and the reality,...
Greek philosopher, Pythagoras, is being forced out of his cave on Samos because he cannot afford the rent although he's been dead for roughly 2500 thousand years! Greece is in such financial turmoil and authorities on the wonderful island decided...
Distraught Greek bank personnel and managers were spotted carrying begging bowls along the streets of Athens and other major cities in the country! After refusing to accept the EU's reforms and repayment conditions Greek multi-millionaires and nor...
New York - Off-the-Wall Street analysts stand to make a killing betting that oil and gas tycoon Roman Abramovich will go bust as global crude prices continue to flop. Uh, drop. This morning traders dumped masses of the Russian's GazPogrom.com st...
HOLLYWEIRD, CALIFORNICATE - Has-been "actor" Burt Reynolds, who has lived beyond his means for many years, is offering over 600 "personal items" to the highest bidder at an auction at the Palms Casino Resort in Sin City (a. k. a. "Las Vegas"). The...
Dublin, Ireland - The Irish government has been ordered to seize billions of dollars in spurious new taxes from US tech giant Apple. A Chapter Eleven bankruptcy plot by departing EU Competition (sic) Commissioner Joaquín Almunia designed to ward o...
Providence, RI, and Athens, Gr -- Usually, it's a case of finders keepers, losers weepers. Not this time, though. A "prominent collector" in Rhode Island (which, despite its name, is not actually an island) relinquished his claims to ownership...
The latest market research from Mintel has revealed that 82% of customers at CeX are mentally stuck in 1999. CeX has hundreds of potent smelling stores across the country, where members of the public trade in box sets of Buffy The Vampire Slayer f...
Faced with a financial downturn and possible bankruptcy, the U. S. Bureau of Land Management, which manages not only land, but also wild horses, burros, rattlesnakes, jackrabbits, skunks, porcupines, armadillos, and a number of other "wildlife resour...
"Whatever these things are or wherever they are from, they're sure interested in our chemical spill", says police officer. "I'm far from the water here and don't have to wear any special gear but I'll be glad to leave anyway." Others within ten mi...
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