Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull to begin their sizzling hot and sexy Latin satin musical tour of the Americas
Lexus Jo Dix with The Veni Vidi Vici News Agency reports that the extraordinary duo of J.Lo and Pitbull is about to embark on their highly anticipated tour! Miss Dix revealed that the tour is being hailed as "The Zany Latin Adventure of Musical Ma…
Read full storyBritney Spears records an album of "Songs From The Vietnam War"
Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine writer Buck Yazoo excitedly reveals that the pop sensation and self-proclaimed "Oops Girl," Britney Spears, has just unleashed her latest musical masterpiece upon the world. Titled "Songs From The Vietnam War," this 12-song…
Read full storyHackers leak new song lyrics for one of the Justins or possibly a Jonas
Hackers corrupted a leading Hollywood songwriter's computer today, causing a much-talked-about song to be leaked to the general public. Rumors are swirling in the music community that the song is to be sung by one of the Justins or possibly a Jonas.
Read full storyUnited States submarine The Great White Shark sinks a North Korean PT Boat that got too close to Massachusetts
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre reports a North Korea PT Boat that got within 2.8 miles of the Massachusetts coast was sunk by an unconventional experimental American naval vessel. Dubbed The Great White Shark, this peculiar waterc…
Read full storyFBI SWAT team raids Elmer Smuckmeister’s farm in Beaver Crossing
The old hens posing as widows in Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, had something to cluck about this weekend. An early morning raid on Elmer Smuckmeister’s farmhouse Friday morning by FBI agents caught everyone in the small farming village by surprise.
Read full storyKimberly Guilfoyle says that she will donate every penny from the sale of her Kimberly's Kissable Cougar Panties to Trump's lawyer fund
(Spoof News) - The iNews News Agency has informed the public that Donald Trump Jr's., fiancee Kimberly Guilfoyle has said that she will donate every dime that she earns from the sale of her designer Kimberly's Kissable Cougar Panties to Donald Trump'…
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