Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull to begin their sizzling hot and sexy Latin satin musical tour of the Americas

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 23 May 2023

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"Wow! These two are mucho, mucho, hot!" -PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN

Lexus Jo Dix with The Veni Vidi Vici News Agency reports that the extraordinary duo of J.Lo and Pitbull is about to embark on their highly anticipated tour!

Miss Dix revealed that the tour is being hailed as "The Zany Latin Adventure of Musical Marvels."

VVVNA has leaked that the opening act will feature the sensational Demi Lovato, whose current single "My Heart Sings in Two Languages" is climbing up the charts.

J.Lo will be accompanied by her lively crew of 27 musicians, and Pitbull will bring his energetic entourage of 26, including 9 outrageously talented backup singers/dancers in dazzling costumes.

The highlight of the show features dancers dressed in dog mascot outfits who storm the stage, stealing Pitbull's signature sunglasses and attempting to rap alongside him. J.Lo, on the other hand, finds herself undergoing extraterrestrial experimentation live on stage after a mischievous alien from a distant planet who crash-lands during a particularly energetic dance number.

The tour will kick off in the vibrant Spanish Harlem, New York, then journey to East Los Angeles, and make 47 more stops, including the sunny shores of Cabo San Lucas, the lively streets of Tegucigalpa, the rhythmic beats of San Jose, the vibrant atmosphere of Lima, the breathtaking heights of La Paz, and the enchanting vibes of Ecuadorina, Ecuador.

SIDENOTE: The performance in East L.A. will be recorded and later showcased on Netflix for fans to enjoy in the comfort of their homes.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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