Ask Dr. Billingsgate: Hillary thinks husband “sneaking around” at night
A distraught wife is concerned about her husband's mysterious disappearances from their bed at night. She strongly suspects that he is sneaking around and engaging in secretive activities. She reached out to Dr. Billingsgate for advice. If you hav…
Read full storyExperts say that Great Britain's Robin Hood Volcano could erupt at anytime
Esteemed geologist Abner "Flasher" Cockburn has raised the alarm about the newly formed Robin Hood Volcano, nestled in the picturesque English Channel just off the coast of Portsmouth. Flasher has expressed grave concerns that the volcano could unlea…
Read full storyChristianity to get a brand new shiny god
In a great monotheistic religion like Christianity, it's important to have multiple gods. Along with the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost (should that be an Oxford comma or... is the whole thing meaningless anyway, so...?), the elders, patriarc…
Read full storyNorth Korean leader Kim Jong-un wants to visit the United Kingdom
The leader of North Korea recently surprised King Charles III with a text message, expressing a keen desire to visit England and tour Buckingham Palace. The Korean leader expressed his admiration for King Charles' mother, the queen, and couldn't h…
Read full storyPostage stamp released to honor Queen Elizabeth
The True Dat News Agency reports that King Charles III has just announced a new postage stamp to pay tribute to his late mum, Queen Elizabeth. According to TDNA writer Reggie Rickenracker, the stamp is no ordinary creation. It features a whimsical…
Read full storyTeasmaid going to its sixth car boot sale
Teasmaid Jacqui Smith has returned unsold from her fifth car boot sale and will be trying again tomorrow. The relic of a bygone era, car boot sales were the old-school eBay, without all of the palavers of postage. Jacqui, who has been sadly gather…
Read full storyWhat did European ancestors look like?
Bonkers scientists have unearthed evidence of what the human landscape looked like 10,000 years ago in Europe. The ancestors of all Europeans were dark-skinned, with some having blonde hair or blue eyes. The folks were in transition to lose their…
Read full storyTimeless Magazine names Donald and Melania Trump the "most unhappiest couple" in the USA
The Trumps, Donald and Melania have just been given the dubious distinction of being named Timeless Magazine's "Most Unhappiest Couple in the United States." Timeless publisher Efron Steelwood, 67, stated that to be honest, there was really no oth…
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