Alabama unveils their new slogan - Come to Alabama and we'll give you a free bag of cotton
Alabama, the state hailed as "The Queen of Cotton," has just unveiled its quirky and whimsical state promotional slogan. State spokeswoman Amanda Gillingwell, a sprightly 29-year-old cotton enthusiast, passionately declared that the cotton industr…
Read full storyThe California Department of Tourism says 'Come visit California - the damn wildfire smoke is now up in Oregon'
The smoke from the "Wildfires of The Century" has left California, wreaking havoc on people's allergies up in Oregon. The CDT (California Department of Tourism) tallied the mind-boggling cost of over $3.83 billion to finally wrestle the fast-movin…
Read full storyThe North Dakota state legislature is considering a name change
Bismarck's TV Channel 2 is reporting that the state legislature of North Dakota will be voting on a bill to change the name of the state. For several years now, a majority of North Dakotans have wanted to change the name of the state from North Da…
Read full storyA Greek submarine loses its radar system and ends up at the South Pole
Reports coming out of the ancient country of Greece reveal that one of Greece's state-of-the-art submarines had a malfunction with its radar system, causing it to end up off course...way, way off course. The Polaris submarine "Delphi" was conducti…
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