A UK submarine, the HMS Sherwood Forest, sinks a Russian munitions vessel
The United Kingdom's Tickety Boo News has just broken the story that the British submarine, The Sherwood Forest, has just sunk a Type A Russian munitions ship,The Siberian Witch. The Russian frigate was apparently headed toward the Ukranie to deli…
Read full storyElon Musk comes out with the amazing Tesla Fire Truck
The most brilliant man in the world, Elon Musk, has done it again. The transportation genius has just invented the Tesla Fire Truck. Fire companies who have tested it report that it is the greatest firefighting invention since the fire hose. On…
Read full storyShould the Russian Wagner mercenary group surrender weapons to Putin?
No! No! Please don’t do it, Wagner Group. You’re going to end up at the receiving end of those weapons. Bet your bottom dollar. Or if you do surrender the guns, keep the bullets, or rockets, or the missiles, and a wheel from each tank and the tail ro…
Read full storyCheryl Cole opens a pole dancing lounge in Manhattan
British songstress Cheryl Cole, who is regarded as one of England's sexiest, hottest, and most popular singers, has entered the pole dancing world. National Rumblings writer Traci Diddle says that she was told by one of Cole's dearest friends, tha…
Read full storyMcDonalds food sales shoot up after they add the McMargaritas
McDonalds sales have shot through the McRoof after the companny adds their brand new adult McMargaritas. The new drink was developed from a mixture that was put together by one of the nation's most noted drink mixologists, Lorenzo "Mixy" Brazospor…
Read full storyJoe finally admits talking "business" with Hunter
Relentlessly pressed by FAUX NEWS reporter, Helga Hardass, about whether the president had ever discussed business with his wayward son, Hunter, the President snapped back: “Yes, I asked him how much he paid for those two hookers he was shown bang…
Read full storySuggestions for Harry’s podcast
Easy! Make it about sports, not childhood trauma. Harry could start with an interview of cousin Zara Philips about her equestrian pursuits and maybe get a few words in from Zara’s mother, Princess Anne, and her equestrian history. Visit the barns…
Read full storyA new book alleges that the infamous pirate Jean Lafitte was a bi-buccaneer
Press Extra reports that the notorious buccaneer Jean Lafitte, who was known as "The Terror of The Gulf" was actually bi-sexual. The pirate who terrorized the gulf region from Galveston (Texas) to Key West (Florida), during the early 1800's is all…
Read full storyAn Al-Qaeda terrorist captured as he sits in Yankee Stadium eating a hot dog
One of the most notorious Al-Qaeda operatives Shateen Koot Shoom has been taken into custody by members of the DEA. The infamous terrorist known as "Crazy Shateen," was sitting in a box seat at Yankee stadium watching the Yanks playing against the…
Read full storyRingo Starr buys a 707-year-old castle in Wembley
The BBC has just broken the story that Ringo Starr, the Beatles drummer has just purchased a historical English castle just outside the town of Wembley. The castle named Ye Olden Castle on The River Brent, was built in 1316, by a construction comp…
Read full storyBig Al forms an exploratory committee
“Okay, okay!” Big Al fired a shot into the ceiling. “Youse guys in the back, settle down, we got serious business to get to.” He turned to the man seated next to him. “Jimmy?” Jimmy Two Nose got to his feet. “We set up focus groups in two counties…
Read full storyDonald "The Perv" Trump finally admits that YES! he has the 'hots' for Kimberly Guilfoyle
The TrumpShit, (aka Donald Trump), is certain that he is going to prison, so he has decided to cut down on his damn lying by at least 14%. He recently told his one and only remaining friend, Greg "The Space Creature" Gutfeld that he has had the ho…
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